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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: If you were Chinese, what's the first thing you would do?
Lightning strikes you. BAM!! You are Chinese. You can speak Chinese, act Chinese, look Chinese, spit Chinese and...have a Chinese passport.
You have the same education level as now, and your English is as good as your Chinese is now.
What's the first thing you do?
Show up to work at 10:30, go for a business lunch, do baijiu shots till I can barely stand, go back to work, couple hour nap, qq till I'm bored with qq. Tell the women who've been working straight since 7 AM that they are stupid and lazy and incapable of doing anything a man is capable of and make dirty jokes to some of the cuter ones, then I'd tell the foreign staff who've also been working for hours straight that they should be ashamed because the Chinese are the most diligent and honest. Leave work (3PM), get drunk again, maybe a trip to the "massage parlour" to make business contacts.
Apply for a visa to any country abroad after I finish picking my nose. !
two things rolled into one plan.
!) get a western name in an attempt to be more western appealing.
2) get a western boyfriend, if I'm male.
,then dress like a girl, he'll never know the difference and never have sex with him, even for iPad.
TedDBayer:
no just trying to explain a therory i have about some of the women.
Pretend to be a foreigner on echinacities
MissA:
... then get deeply offended when people point out that my attitude and writing are that of a Chinese person.
Renounce my Chinese citizenship and move to North America or Europe.
Travel around China and maybe find a boyfriend. But first and foremost, like xunliang said, cry.
If I still have my western charm then I'm basically just going to become the Chinese Charlie Sheen.
If I'm just fully Chinese then I guess I'll be a Chinese teacher,,,
Wear white socks with dress pants, roll up my pants up to my knees in a meeting, even if wearing a suit.
I would find the nearest Foxconn factory and promptly jump off the roof.
Be the First m'fr to jump off this !
'All men can fly; sadly in only one direction.'
Anon.
Grow up my nails Freddy Krueger style, wear white suit with white tennis shoes.
look in my shorts and cry then i will invent the first penis enlargement device/ operation
I would point at the closest foreigner and say, "oh, LAOWAI"
.... unless i was one of those early twenties guys that have the weird hair, then I would yell "HULLO!!" and turn and giggle to the group of guys with equally obnoxious hair styles
I come hunt you down for making this question and if it happens you will be the first to know my friend!!!!!