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Q: If you were Chinese, what's the first thing you would do?

Lightning strikes you. BAM!! You are Chinese. You can speak Chinese, act Chinese, look Chinese, spit Chinese and...have a Chinese passport.

 

You have the same education level as now, and your English is as good as your Chinese is now.

 

What's the first thing you do?

 

 

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Show up to work at 10:30, go for a business lunch, do baijiu shots till I can barely stand, go back to work, couple hour nap, qq till I'm bored with qq. Tell the women who've been working straight since 7 AM that they are stupid and lazy and incapable of doing anything a man is capable of and make dirty jokes to some of the cuter ones, then I'd tell the foreign staff who've also been working for hours straight that they should be ashamed because the Chinese are the most diligent and honest. Leave work (3PM), get drunk again, maybe a trip to the "massage parlour" to make business contacts.

MissA:

Damn, I wanna be a Chinese guy...

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Apply for a visa to any country abroad after I finish picking my nose. ! 

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two things rolled into one plan.

!) get a western name in an attempt to be more western appealing.

2) get a western boyfriend, if I'm male.

,then dress like a girl, he'll never know the difference and never have sex with him, even for iPad.

philbravery:

Teddy

It sounds like you have had this fantasy before.

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no just trying to explain a therory i have about some of the women.

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Pretend to be a foreigner on echinacities

kchur:

lol'd hard

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... then get deeply offended when people point out that my attitude and writing are that of a Chinese person. 

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Renounce my Chinese citizenship and move to North America or Europe.

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Good luck!

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thanks!

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cry

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Travel around China and maybe find a boyfriend. But first and foremost, like xunliang said, cry.

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If I still have my western charm then I'm basically just going to become the Chinese Charlie Sheen.

 

If I'm just fully Chinese then I guess I'll be a Chinese teacher,,,

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Stop wearing deodorant, find new gf, carry her purse.

dharma86:

Haha, conformist.

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Wear white socks with dress pants, roll up my pants up to my knees in a meeting, even if wearing a suit.

 

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I would find the nearest Foxconn factory and promptly jump off the roof.

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Take a shower. With soap.

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Be the First m'fr to jump off this !  devil

 

http://gztvtower.info/

 

 'All men can fly; sadly in only one direction.'

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Jump on QQ; then take a two hour lunch break. 

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Sleep 2 hrs after lunch becomes my birth right!!

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Get a bad hair cut and a pair of capri pants.

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Grow up my nails Freddy Krueger style, wear white suit with white tennis shoes.

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Likely go get some noodles. 

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look in my shorts and cry then i will invent the first penis enlargement device/ operation

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Google image "Phalloplasty".

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Buy or steal an iPhone.

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I would point at the closest foreigner and say, "oh, LAOWAI"

 

.... unless i was one of those early twenties guys that have the weird hair, then I would yell "HULLO!!" and turn and giggle to the group of guys with equally obnoxious hair styles

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I come hunt you down for making this question and if it happens you will be the first to know my friend!!!!! 

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There are cookies, bookies and too many rookies for me to sit here trying to be a hooky! Looky Looky don't call me a wooky. Touchy Touchy Feely Feely Spicy Spicy Nicey Nicey & that's what the doctor Ordered!!

 
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i would eat noodles and cry 

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