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Q: isn't this ridiculous?

My last conversation with a chinese guy teaching yoga...

 

me: hi, are u interested to put a wing chun class?

he: sure, who teaches?

me: me, who else?

he: a laowai teaching chinese kungfu?

me: a chinese teaching yoga?

he: silence....he he he he

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broken heartWell that me, who else part was kind of ridiculous since there can be so many people that will be able to teach that here. What's wrong with a chinese teaching yoga anyway? They have lots of chinese teaching yoga at my gym and they do a good job. 

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There are cookies, bookies and too many rookies for me to sit here trying to be a hooky! Looky Looky don't call me a wooky. Touchy Touchy Feely Feely Spicy Spicy Nicey Nicey & that's what the doctor Ordered!!

 
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Chinese teaching yoga is ridiculous? crying No, Chinese teaching English and business management courses is ridiculous!

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only hot girls should teach yoga.  period.

 

I studied Yoga in Yogyakarta while eating Yogurt in a Yurt.

bill8899:

Watching videos of hot girls doing yoga does not qualify as "studying yoga."

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Yes it does!

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Whats yoga, the art of stealing picnic baskets?

Kaiwen:

Isn't it a bear in a cartoon?

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TedDBayer:

I called a girl BooBoo because all she said was no.

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bill8899:

He's smarter than the average bear.

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99Silva:

That was YOgi the bear...hey stop making fun of him......hey boo boo! What's for lunch!

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My former girlfriend did yoga. She could get in some interesting positions...

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The most ridiculous part of that whole sequence of dialogues was that there wasn't an answer. It seemed on every line there was always a question. It was question after question.  5 questions in a row and then silence...yeah seems pretty ridiculous...I wish at least one of you guys/girls would have answered the other persons question first before asking another question. It would have made more sense. 

GuilinRaf:

wHaT d0 yOu MeAn?

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There are cookies, bookies and too many rookies for me to sit here trying to be a hooky! Looky Looky don't call me a wooky. Touchy Touchy Feely Feely Spicy Spicy Nicey Nicey & that's what the doctor Ordered!!

 
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