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Q: Know what's great about being home? Guess.
Had a long day at work, got home and around 11:30 and three deep I find out Summer Rental is on one channel and City slickers is on the other.... PLUS I have salt and vinegar crispers in the cupboard! Sweet!
11 years 30 weeks ago in Arts & Entertainment - China
I'm home too, but no food satisfies me, well maybe a really good $35 pizza. I watch too much TV and probably seen it before. I never watched TV in China. I have too much to do, yet I'm bored. No eye candy. I had a sales meeting with a woman yesterday, she was 21. When I met her , she had a head like a moose and the body also. Just shoot me.
giadrosich:
"...she had a head like a moose and the body also. Just shoot me."
I about died laughing when I read this!! I know exactly what you mean. China will definitely spoil one. I mean, where ever you look...
TedDBayer:
When I came home after my first trip to China, I just about fell over looking at the fat people, its an epidemic here. It was like I never noticed it before.
But in China I like being able to download the shows I want and eat Chinese food every day.
Is that it, really? Old comedies you've seen before and crisps? Jeez, they have crisps here and i've got about 3000 dvds to choose from. I'd be more concerned about that working day of yours. Sounds like a grind. Your boss use a traditional or modern organ?
nevermind:
Yes that's is it. The little things, not that you'd be bright enough to pick up on that.
mArtiAn:
Ohhh, no I get it, the little things, that's good. Nope, didn't pick up on that at all. That's clever.
Plain chips and dip or sour cream for me. I watched Blazing Saddles again. Anyone else notice they never passed gas in China?
mArtiAn:
Me and the wife make up for that with our own sound effects. It's like the guns of the Navarone in our house. Don't light that match!
Must be great to be home, and to think you find spare time to tell all of us in China, a place and people you admittedly hate, what you are doing.
Your life must be complete!
nevermind:
When did I say I hate Chinese people, martian?
You're a bitter, pathetic person. Maybe it's time to leave China before its too late!
Hugh.G.Rection:
You're getting confused again, you are 'speaking' TO Hugh and you're speaking AS nevermind!
You've signed in with the wrong handle again, as you did two posts above when you replied to mArtiAn as Crimochina.
Nevermind FAIL again!
mArtiAn:
Ok, peace now brothers, what is this? Why all this aggression? WHY??? (sob) Can't we all (sniffle) just be friends? (burp, fart)
Nevermind, I was rude to dig at your work and suggest that you were a dancing monkey. Sorry man. I'm glad you're glad to be home and you've got crisps and stuff. It's nice.
Crimo, i'm also glad you're sticking to your guns about me being Chinese. Good for you. You have very pretty eyes. I would like to see you naked.
Sounds great. Summer Rental is awesome. I remember their neighbour with the nice new fake boobs.
