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Q: Ladies.... Chinese sex toys, any of them any good?

2 years 11 weeks ago in  Relationships - China

 
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Sorry, buTT ... it's puzzling ...

 

  Why would any man ask that ...?  

 

                     

Scandinavian:

firstly, asking for a friend obviously.

 

secondly, my friend needs a toy

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icnif77:

You've lost your accent, that's all I can tell ... surprise

 

 "OK, we're going to a place called Monster Joe Truck and Tow."  

 

 "Girl, who is your friend asked you to buy a vibrator for her?" --->

"I am Mr. Wolf. I solve problems!"

1. "If she whispered to your ear, she was most likely sarcastic ... "   

 

2. "If she wrote you a note or sent you an email, she might take you to Court, sooner or later.

In latter possibility, plaintiff will most likely file neglecting or similar offence charges ..."

Sorry, buTT ... I can't couch you more about Psychology ... and Law. I'll have a lunch ... now!"

 

Mr. Wolf: "Say good night, Rachel!"

Rachel: "Good night, Rachel!"  

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so Scandi, 
your 'friend' (ahem) can't do their own research?

 

and your 'friend' is unaware of the questionable quality of Chinese manufactuing.....

 

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Sorry, buTT ... it's puzzling ...

 

  Why would any man ask that ...?  

 

                     

Scandinavian:

firstly, asking for a friend obviously.

 

secondly, my friend needs a toy

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icnif77:

You've lost your accent, that's all I can tell ... surprise

 

 "OK, we're going to a place called Monster Joe Truck and Tow."  

 

 "Girl, who is your friend asked you to buy a vibrator for her?" --->

"I am Mr. Wolf. I solve problems!"

1. "If she whispered to your ear, she was most likely sarcastic ... "   

 

2. "If she wrote you a note or sent you an email, she might take you to Court, sooner or later.

In latter possibility, plaintiff will most likely file neglecting or similar offence charges ..."

Sorry, buTT ... I can't couch you more about Psychology ... and Law. I'll have a lunch ... now!"

 

Mr. Wolf: "Say good night, Rachel!"

Rachel: "Good night, Rachel!"  

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so Scandi, 
your 'friend' (ahem) can't do their own research?

 

and your 'friend' is unaware of the questionable quality of Chinese manufactuing.....

 

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are you asking for a 'friend' ?smiley

 

like many other items made in China, i would not go near these.

anything battery operated or electrical made in China would probably not meet required (minimum) international standards.

 

and i echo White Cat;s question - why would a man ask that?

icnif77:

 I hope,  he didn't go  through  the hormonal  therapy ... 

 

 

I need O2 ... I can't breathe ... 

 

Old sailors would say:

 

"It's shame    to lose a man ...    on Easter Sunday ..."   

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It probably depends what you're looking to buy.

 

A 14 inch chunk of solid plastic or rubber with no moving parts for example might be ok, it's hard to imagine anyone being able to feck that up (err - no pun intended) but imagine the embarrassment of having a metre long string of 'love beads' coiled up inside and the string - which happened to the cheapest, weakest product on the market because..of course - broke when you tried to pull them out. I don't think any doctor would believe your 'friend' pushed you and you fell on them at a very strange angle.

Stiggs:

Of course, it's usually hospital policy never to imply ownership in the event of love beads. They have to use the indefinite article, "a line of beads", never ... your beads.

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icnif77:

OP is not Scandi!

 

Some MF overtook his handle ... can't be anyone else but some semi-retarded Chinese ...

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Stiggs:

Doesn't matter to me if it is him, I don't judge. Maybe he's looking for a present for the lady in his life or something.

 

Whoever it is though, cheers to bringing a smile to my face while I'm here in lockdown, any chance to recycle a movie quote amuses me.

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icnif77:

While, ... if the man is looking for sybian as a present for his GF, that would say a loads about the man .. and it doesn't matter if he does that in person/sex shop or under anon cover on public thread. 

 

..., so Western English speaking man would not ask such Q on public thread.

 

OP is non-Native English sneaker, and I'd say, 99% OP is Chinese with part-time English language ability.

 

 Could I be a judge? 

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Stiggs:

Eddie Hitler and Ritchie Richard go to a sex shop...  as you can see they can be intimidating places if you're the shy or bashful type.

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t1Ydz7oZV4

 

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Me. too! @Sorrel. Wang is wankin' off ... buTT ...

 

I don't mind! It's just stupid pretentious manure which bothers me.

Sometimes, I can measure IQ of poster just by reading replies and comments ..., but that's me.

 

We had normal Chinese posters here some many years ago. Replies and treatment from laowai posters were normal and decent. So, why would Chinese pretend she/he is laowai?

 

Do we ever pretend to be Chinese ... under anon cover? Why do you need to hijack somebody's handle?   

... 'cause your IQ is in double digits. That's why!  surprise

 

 

"There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls .. " ( ...which OP here holds!)

... if I paraphrase Bullet-Tooth-Tony. 

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Here, last meek's fin. study and outlook on female sex toys until 2024:

 

https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/female-sex-toys-market-outlook...

 

According to latest research on Female Sex Toys Market 2020 report provides comprehensive analysis of Female Sex Toys Production, Supply, Sales and Demand of the Female Sex Toys Industry Globally (North America, Europe and Asia-Pacific, South America, Middle East and Africa). The purpose of the Female Sex Toys Market report is to support beginner as well as existing players in gaining insightful business intelligence and make appropriate decisions based on it.

icnif77:

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/success-during-hard-times-sex-toy-company-sees-sales-rocket-38-covid-19-lockdown-started

Success During "Hard" Times: Sex Toy Company Sees Sales Rocket 38% Since COVID-19 Lockdown Started

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Sarah Connors was doing The Terminator on the side.....

 

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Check with Wang 2020. According to the horse himself, he has an inflatable beau that can talk. Not sure if the talking is some AI pervert accessory or a delusional wumao symptom.

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what's the difference between a chinese sex toy and a foreign one? why does it have to be chinese? Why would any ladies be having a variety of sex toys and being able to give professional advice to you as if those would work the same for anyone? why would you be asking for a friend whom appearently be needing one? Is she an underaged child? Or is she very unattractive so that she couldn't get my man and you pity her? But if she is unattractive, it wouldn't make sense that you would care about her. you should be asking about sex dolls instead and whatever brands the perverts recommend just go for them. what's great about it is you can even buy one and test it on your own.

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