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Q: Meanwhile, on planet ECC....will Icnif embrace the darkside?

Icnif: What is thy bidding, my master?
Cat: There is a great disturbance in the Force.
Icnif: I have felt it.
Cat: We have a new enemy, the young Rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Spongebob Skywalker.
Icnif: How is that possible?
Cat: Search your feelings, Lord Icnif. You will know it to be true. He could destroy us.
Icnif: He's just a boy. Vicky can no longer help him.
Cat: The Force is strong with him. The son of Spongebob must not become a user-mod.
Icnif: If he could be turned, he will become a powerful ally
Cat: Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Icnif: He will join us or die, my master.
Cat: Mwahahaha

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May the dark force be with you!

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LMAO

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 You just miss the real names as 'Darth Vaeder' and 'Princess Lola' aboard of Alderaaninan starship ....Tentive IV...

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Promising beginning I can almost imagine Icnif wearing some bright colored let's say yellow ECC raincoat on his head rather than a helmet.

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How did you know my upper head-a is huge? 

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Execute plan 77...Icniff77 for user mod

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"77 ways to confuse a user", love the title, one upvote

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I just got a message from admin telling me I can't promote a user for a position. ...Silly foreigner this is China

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I ain't foreigner ... after 8 years in China ... When will all this 'ni shi laowai ..' end?surprise

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Icnif is chaos. He must not become a member of the Jedi "order".
To do so would unbalance the cosmos, and accelerate our inevitable destruction by entropy.

BTW, I can't embed videos, but if you want a good Star Wars-themed laugh, search for:
Bushes of Love
It's not a Moon
Seagulls (Stop it now)
Hostiles on the Hill

"I wish I wasn't so dang sweet."

icnif77:

Just go with the flow ... why you must be such a 'jedi' ...?  

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You got to be kidding. ..we have Viki . Spongbob , Scotts ,shiny things ..and a heap more unbalanced users on here yet you single poor Icnif out. Shame on you

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I'm a bit of a grammar nazi. And a consistency nazi. And not much of a Zerohedge / stock market fan. But the comment was tongue-in-cheek, not meant to be a serious criticism. Goofy and inoffensive is actually quite suitable for moderation duties, really. I don't know why the image of icnif being a moderator makes me laugh so hard, though. It reminds me of the first time I heard there would be a serious, big budget Transformer movie. The girl I was with in the cinema asked me why I was LMAO. She looked me in the eye and didn't understand what was so ridiculous about it. Then I realized I'm the weird one for reacting like this.

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How I see this thingy, i.e access to the dark matter:

 

Most websites I venture on have special bonus for LT users ... . They don't call you 'UserMod', you just have special posting rights for which access regular posters are required to pay.

Here, I am posting a lot (10 raincoats ..), and now I am using Vnp. When I post with Pnv on, every post is doubled or tripled, so if I would have an access to 'delete-you' function,  I could moderate my own double posts.

Mastards, they always try to use me for free. 

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May the dark force be with you!

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Would you care to go on with the story it could really be fun to read. Admins can serve as stormtroopers.

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Or sand people

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The proper Mob term is 'sand niggaas' ....

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Who you calling Nigga ?.... Snowflake

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I like the idea of Story Solitaire!

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I have done my bit....now you

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