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Q: Met an actor/actress what's the first thing you ask?

So I had never seen or met an actor/actress before. I saw Paltrow and Bing Bing in CHina. Bing Bing walked passed me she is gorgeous very tall. I didn't know what to say. I felt like reaching out to her and tapping her on her shoulder. What would you say?

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Bing Bing is not so tall, only 5'5'', You are just a short Chinese guy !

 I would ask her if she would sleep with me for $1 million, like Zhang Ziyi ? Then when she says yes, I would tell her just give me 100 Y worth.

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Very tall ‘Bing Bing’ person, I always address with:

 

'How's the weather up there?'surprise

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You are not as beautiful as you look on screen..

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If you ever meet an actor the question just has to be

 

"How's your parts?"

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..How's your private parts or just any parts?

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Actress: Are you willing to help make my dreams come true?

Actor: Can I borrow your car? How do I become the bad guy in movies? I want to be the villain.

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She would put a restraining order on you, I wish I could.

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Bing Bing is not so tall, only 5'5'', You are just a short Chinese guy !

 I would ask her if she would sleep with me for $1 million, like Zhang Ziyi ? Then when she says yes, I would tell her just give me 100 Y worth.

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Both male and female use the word "actor" these days. You need a new dictionary.

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  I met Jamie Lee Curtis once. I asked her for directions. She was very helpful. Maybe next time you see her you should ask Bing Bong for directions.

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She sent you to the wrong plane and you ended up in China, you had no visa, so you been hiding ever since. Still better than England.

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you could ask have you had lunch?

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