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Q: My bed moves so much when I'm in "certain situations" with my girl. How to fix it?

My bed makes so much noise with the floor when we get wild. It specially distracts her.

I already saw the noisy part is one of the legs, sometimes 2 of them and it is where the leg makes contact with the floor.

U know the leg is wooden and the floor also so maybe is too slippery.

 

Has anyone had the same issue? I will appreciate any solutions.  I went to B&Q to look for something but there's nothing.

 

This is a serious question so pls avoid answering funny stuff. I'm located in Shanghai.

 

Thanks

8 years 2 weeks ago in  Housing - Shanghai

 
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Uhm, maybe if you slowed down a little bit it would help.......

 

But I will look for a way to attach some sort of rubber to the bottom of the bed's legs and eliminate the racket.  There are some round or square rubber bases maybe 1 or 2 inches in size, that are placed under the legs of tables, beds, etc to eliminate scratches on a wood floor.  Give those a try.  There are also some nails with rubber heads for the same purpose.

If none of that works, try screwing the headboard to the wall.  Maybe use some brackets to do so.  Or buy an inflatable rubber mattress and place it on the floor to ride your wild bronco........

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Buy a better bed.

 

If it's so important to you then I'm sure it's a small price to pay for all these countless nights of satisfaction.

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how about using the couch?

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put something soft between the 2, like u could buy some small pieces of carpet (if they have that here) and put it under the legs.   But that might make the whole thing slide around the room haha, who knows

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Super Glue !

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my bed squeaks like crazy and  its beside  the balcony door, which is always open, I thought about putting the mattress on the floor so its not so noisey, but then how do I muffle her? and do I really want to? 

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buy a carpet for your room and dont push to hard 

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i will give you a free advice that do some arrangement on ground.it will not bother you any more.

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Who cares..do you think your neighbors care if they make too much noise?

I know mine don't so I don't feel bad that my girl is a screamer...even at 5am.

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Get rid of the girl!!!!!!!

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I don't get the original post. What is he talking about??

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Buy a new bed

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Get a sex swing.  MUCH more fun and quiet.  Well, the swing is quiet, the girl won't be.

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Move to the floor. I'd suggest against the wall, but I'm not sure Chinese construction would hold up to a good bang.

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How are people taking this question seriously?  Really you get wild and its a distraction.  Ive shagged a bird on a bed on a tiled floor and the bed has moved across the room, who cares enjoy it.  

 

Any reality solutions without even seeing a picture of what type of bed would be anti slip mats under the bed posts, bolt it to the floor or wedge it in the corner.

 

But  really? you went on the a China forum to solve your sex life problem..

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buy from padding from supermarkets. 

and reinforce the bed legs. 

if you need help, call/sms me 18939950998 

our service is not for free though. 

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Property relevant services incl interior decor, gardening, designing, furniture, house appliances of all kinds ....

 
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If you're this useless with wood, your GF must be bored to death.

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Try to change positions/locations. Anyhow, the "noise"doesnt sound annoying at all. I find it really enticing......

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Waterbed would be the best solution...but then all the fun will be gone.
I would keep the Status Quo..

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Open all the windows and let others hear it. See if you can change your neighbors next day or not.

May be you will come up with a good research findings about time, duration, pitch of noise, activeness etc (a thought for Sunday).

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Seriously, you're thinking about this in the wrong way. Put wheels on the legs. There you go. You're welcome.

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"This is a serious question so pls avoid answering funny stuff."

 

Hopefully, you have worked out the problem by now, but if not, the answer is obvious.

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I'm the hero of my building because of all the noises coming out of my apartment, maybe rethink this.

 I do suggest you practice safe sex tho, always use a padded headboard.

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You stold my post.

 

I'm the hero of my building because of all the noises coming out of my apartment, maybe rethink this.

I do suggest you practice safe sex tho, always use a padded headboard

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