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Q: My bed moves so much when I'm in "certain situations" with my girl. How to fix it?
My bed makes so much noise with the floor when we get wild. It specially distracts her.
I already saw the noisy part is one of the legs, sometimes 2 of them and it is where the leg makes contact with the floor.
U know the leg is wooden and the floor also so maybe is too slippery.
Has anyone had the same issue? I will appreciate any solutions. I went to B&Q to look for something but there's nothing.
This is a serious question so pls avoid answering funny stuff. I'm located in Shanghai.
Thanks
Uhm, maybe if you slowed down a little bit it would help.......
But I will look for a way to attach some sort of rubber to the bottom of the bed's legs and eliminate the racket. There are some round or square rubber bases maybe 1 or 2 inches in size, that are placed under the legs of tables, beds, etc to eliminate scratches on a wood floor. Give those a try. There are also some nails with rubber heads for the same purpose.
If none of that works, try screwing the headboard to the wall. Maybe use some brackets to do so. Or buy an inflatable rubber mattress and place it on the floor to ride your wild bronco........
morocotopo:
Yes I guess the rubber will make it coz is more about the noise it makes. Thx.
Buy a better bed.
If it's so important to you then I'm sure it's a small price to pay for all these countless nights of satisfaction.
put something soft between the 2, like u could buy some small pieces of carpet (if they have that here) and put it under the legs. But that might make the whole thing slide around the room haha, who knows
my bed squeaks like crazy and its beside the balcony door, which is always open, I thought about putting the mattress on the floor so its not so noisey, but then how do I muffle her? and do I really want to?
cooter:
A well placed hand over her mouth....my place has thin walls, so it's a combination of this and turning the TV up really loud.
TedDBayer:
i'm sure everyone in my building and the one beside me hears, knows who I am. Sometimes the screaming goes on for hours/all night. I went to the cornerstore with my chinese guy friend, yesterday, he said the store clerk says i'm their famous customer,hhmmm?
i will give you a free advice that do some arrangement on ground.it will not bother you any more.
Who cares..do you think your neighbors care if they make too much noise?
I know mine don't so I don't feel bad that my girl is a screamer...even at 5am.
TedDBayer:
good point, I hear yelling screaming, crying, not a bedroom experience, someone beating his wife.
Get rid of the girl!!!!!!!
GuilinRaf:
Ted, you are truly a great guy, always willing to help your fellow expats!
I don't get the original post. What is he talking about??
GuilinRaf:
Because of a girl, his bed makes too much noise. Thats his complaint.
kchur:
I'm not reading you man. I think the quotation marks are throwing me for one.
HugAPanda:
kchur, are you off your meds this week? Or are you just being a bigger ass than normal cuz you're heading home soon? :P
GuilinRaf:
Oh my!
Now i understand it!
We just assumed that the original poster was talking about "ess- ee- ex"!!!
Those certain situations could have been anything, like an innocent game or Parcheesi.
I've got my mind in the gutter.....
Get a sex swing. MUCH more fun and quiet. Well, the swing is quiet, the girl won't be.
HugAPanda:
True. But if you hang it from the ceiling you might have your upstairs neighbors joining you. You'd have to have a freestanding structure to hang it from. Or a tree in the park.
Move to the floor. I'd suggest against the wall, but I'm not sure Chinese construction would hold up to a good bang.
GuilinRaf:
It wont. They would end up on the floor of the very surprised neighbors....
HugAPanda:
Hmm.. maybe the neighbors are open-minded and will join in?
How are people taking this question seriously? Really you get wild and its a distraction. Ive shagged a bird on a bed on a tiled floor and the bed has moved across the room, who cares enjoy it.
Any reality solutions without even seeing a picture of what type of bed would be anti slip mats under the bed posts, bolt it to the floor or wedge it in the corner.
But really? you went on the a China forum to solve your sex life problem..
morocotopo:
Hey dude, solution for the bed not for sex life. Sure I can continue like that but I think I missed saying is not the movement what bothers, is more the noise of the legs with the floor. Before buying new bed wanna know other options.
Cheers
buy from padding from supermarkets.
and reinforce the bed legs.
if you need help, call/sms me 18939950998
our service is not for free though.
If you're this useless with wood, your GF must be bored to death.
Try to change positions/locations. Anyhow, the "noise"doesnt sound annoying at all. I find it really enticing......
Waterbed would be the best solution...but then all the fun will be gone.
I would keep the Status Quo..
Open all the windows and let others hear it. See if you can change your neighbors next day or not.
May be you will come up with a good research findings about time, duration, pitch of noise, activeness etc
(a thought for Sunday).
Seriously, you're thinking about this in the wrong way. Put wheels on the legs. There you go. You're welcome.
GuilinRaf:
Bed with wheels!
Makes me think of the "Geiko Piggy"
"Wheeeeee! Wheee ! Whee Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!"
"This is a serious question so pls avoid answering funny stuff."
Hopefully, you have worked out the problem by now, but if not, the answer is obvious.
I'm the hero of my building because of all the noises coming out of my apartment, maybe rethink this.
I do suggest you practice safe sex tho, always use a padded headboard.
You stold my post.
I'm the hero of my building because of all the noises coming out of my apartment, maybe rethink this.
I do suggest you practice safe sex tho, always use a padded headboard
