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Q: My flatmate's boyfriend wears my condoms

I put my condoms in front of the door before I went out. They were gone when I went back to home. Instead I saw my condom at home. Apparently my flatmate takes a guy back and he is wearing my condom. What kind of people they are? How can they touch my condoms without asking me? I sent him messages and told him that I don't like people wear my condoms and I told him to give my condom back but he didn't reply. I guess they are watching movie or making love in the bedroom. Wtf...I feel so angry.

4 years 27 weeks ago in  Relationships - Shanghai

 
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you 3 guys should sit down and talk about this, some hot water should solve this problem., and stop being such a drama queen.

 

at least it was not taken from you when you were wearing it.

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Did they give it back?...  if so, did you wear it again? 

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LMAO!

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Tell him you made tiny holes in your some of your condoms. The thrill of love with the thrill of Russian roulette !

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you 3 guys should sit down and talk about this, some hot water should solve this problem., and stop being such a drama queen.

 

at least it was not taken from you when you were wearing it.

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Get yourself a Scottish condom. It is the only one I know of that comes with a laundry care label attached Smile

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Oh man! That's gross!

 

Looks like you're going to have to put locks on the rubbish bins now, so they can't get in there and use your "left-overs".

 

(btw, why were you looking for them...? )

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Well why do you have flatmates? Aren't you an american adult who moved back ot the US for a good job? We usually have roommates and not flatmates for one thing. 

 

Aren't you always upset you're living with your wife's parents? Don't you have a child or something? And you also have "flatmates"?

 

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I hope he turns them inside out before he throws them into the bin.

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I once was angry that I had no strawberry flavored condoms, until I met a man that had no....

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buy some ballons and leave them next time

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durex pect us to believe this? yes you johnny well do!

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Saying that somebody was wearing your condoms (as opposed to using them or stealing them) almost implies that they wore them and then returned them or left them for you.  Pretty funny. 

My advice-don't leave them in plain sight and get a better flatmate.

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Don't be such a princess, as long as you drink a cup of warm water after using your party balloon you will not get Penile-Ebola. 

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Is this an answer to vicky who asked before

My flatmate's boyfriend wears my slippers? 

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OMG. This sounds like a serious threat to me.. I would be so traumatised. People wearing my condom like it's public property. I think the best solution is to write your name on it with a copyright symbol, so you could prosecute the condom-robber next time while catching him on CCTV! And get a lawyer asap

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