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Q: [NSFW / Poop talk] Your worst laduzi experience?

So today I had my worst food poisoning in China, one would think that after 10 years here I wouldn't get any of these anymore, well guess what...

 

I was in a remote part of Guangzhou with no McDonald's or restaurant with proper toilets around, so I literally had to do it like our ancestors behind a tree after making sure no one was looking. So much for my dignity...

 

Fortunately I had toilet paper with me, a good reminder on why you always should.

 

Finally I want to say screw you China, I never ever get sick like that anywhere else even in third world countries.

48 weeks 3 days ago in  Food  - China

 
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You could also brush your ... (is it '-self' or 'ass'?) against the  tree  bark .

 

Old  -Scout  -School, ......... you know.

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You could also brush your ... (is it '-self' or 'ass'?) against the  tree  bark .

 

Old  -Scout  -School, ......... you know.

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