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Q: [NSFW / Poop talk] Your worst laduzi experience?
So today I had my worst food poisoning in China, one would think that after 10 years here I wouldn't get any of these anymore, well guess what...
I was in a remote part of Guangzhou with no McDonald's or restaurant with proper toilets around, so I literally had to do it like our ancestors behind a tree after making sure no one was looking. So much for my dignity...
Fortunately I had toilet paper with me, a good reminder on why you always should.
Finally I want to say screw you China, I never ever get sick like that anywhere else even in third world countries.
You could also brush your ... (is it '-self' or 'ass'?) against the 
tree 
bark .
Old -Scout 
-School, ......... you know.
icnif77:
Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ...
than one in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me... once.
icnif77:
I Yahoo-gle your reply, 'cause 'no ming bai', and one of the As is:
I could say, Yahoo-gle now knows also ....
RandomGuy:
I feel so vely famourse now 
As for my reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAiiCe0MUCM Gangnam-style China shanzhai.
You could also brush your ... (is it '-self' or 'ass'?) against the tree bark .
Old -Scout -School, ......... you know.
icnif77:
Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ... than one in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me... once.
icnif77:
I Yahoo-gle your reply, 'cause 'no ming bai', and one of the As is:
I could say, Yahoo-gle now knows also ....
RandomGuy:
I feel so vely famourse now
As for my reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAiiCe0MUCM Gangnam-style China shanzhai.
