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Q: Occupy North Pole!
All my Christmas presents have made in china on them.
With Santa moving his production to China to save labor costs where will this leave the Elves?
12 years 17 weeks ago in Money & Banking - China
Don't worry fish.... Yes Santa is outsourcing his toys to China to save money, but the elves have found another line of work that they only have to do mass production once a year for. The Girl Scouts of America continue to grow their cookie business, and who do you think makes the cookies for them? Yeah that's right, all of your forgettn elves get to pour there love into all the Thin Mints and Tagalongs (sp) that everyone so enjoys.
lmao I wish I could upload a pic here for you fish...
5 or 6 elves are lined up sitting on the ground. Santa is spraying red spray in their faces and the caption is Occupy the North Pole.
Why do Santa have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Don't you know the elves have headed up the Chinese operations, overseeing the production of toys, and making sure all the munchkin migrant workers toe the line and make top quality crap. No worries, they are keeping busy.
Where is the North Pole? It's right the..., sorry it moved, I'll get back to you on that.
