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anonymous
Q: post your anonymous confessions
Half the time I use a squat-toilet, I miss.
I fake not knowing any Chinese just to hear what people say about me.
I feel self-conscious about eating with my fingers instead of spitting out the bones and shells like the locals.
now your turn....
I don't like America,and i don't know why,blame the bbc
One time I took a shit in the women's restroom, and a woman was doing the same in the stall next to me.
The men's restroom only had one stall, and one local douche decided to spend his afternoon in there, so I couldn't wait any longer.
I caught 2 male teenage students dry humping in an empty office once. They were roughhousing, and then I guess it turned into one dry-humping the other.
I saw coins laying around an arcade and took them...ran off!
I laid a turd in a jacuzzi once only to watch three good looking young men step inside and watched the turd twirl around their legs as they were relaxing..
I'm not really from another galaxy although I have dreamt of traveling to a distant galaxy..
I sometimes don't thumb down the resident wumao. I must work on this
I am some kind of deranged psychopath that has never flushed a baby down the toilet or dragged a dog behind a moving motor vehicle.
I really am a cow that drinks beer from a can with a straw....
GuilinRaf:
Actually, I am a bull who is transitioning into a cow.
The beer part was right.
Oh, and Sparky is really an ox.....
I saw something really horrific a few days ago. So horrible, I've yet to tell anyone. I also try my damn hardest not to think about it. It was horrible...
GuilinRaf:
Sparky mostly naked, wearing only his "Air Force" socks? 
"I took the cookie from the cookie jar and forgot to close the lid."
"I cheated in school(highschool) and got away with it on several occasions".
"I decided to practice my aim once and spat some 100 feet in the air down below and
hit my target in the forehead as they were looking up towards the sky"!
He he, I said: "sky"!
TedDBayer:
first you turd a hot tub, now you spit on someones head, you sick puppy
