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Q: Put the crack pipe down.

why?

10 years 31 weeks ago in  General  - China

 
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As an american foreigner I believe in my heart the most important thing for good foreigners like you and me is to conduct all proceedings in accordance with the relevant Chinese law.

 

Crack use is not permitted in China and this question makes me very uncomfortable

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Because the smell might attract attention when you are shuffling one out on the airplane!

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As an american foreigner I believe in my heart the most important thing for good foreigners like you and me is to conduct all proceedings in accordance with the relevant Chinese law.

 

Crack use is not permitted in China and this question makes me very uncomfortable

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Because, to steal a line from the late Robin Williams, freebasing is not free, it'll cost you your house, it should be called homebasing.

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'What's a crack?' in Keltic stands for 'what's going on?'

I have 13k pints with dis answer.

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It's not our fault; you locals come to us with your free crack to share with us and look coolah.

I will have a very similar answer if you start a question titled: "Put the hot girl down."

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In the face of logic like that, I bow down and worship.

icnif77:

Tell me, do you always prepare before you post a Q? Like you get handed a topic, and then you formulate the question in Englo.

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Not really. I'm just painfully addicted to this site and tried my best to not to post an ironic question online about how to get rid of online addiction and put up another trolling question asking about how to stop trolling. It never works that way. 

 

Instead, I post more trolling questions to help me better understand why this is happening and i tried to remember how this all started.

 

Trust me, i had a life before this. I didn't always have an audience.

 

So far I've realized those forums are designed to encourage users to constantly coming back, those like buttons, those reply functions, those level up functions and points rewards...and those smart guys like you, you are all so addictive.

 

I really miss how simple things were back then, when there was no ecc, no foreigners that i care about,  when people i knew were real people, when i would spend most of my time in real life activities.

 

But don't worry, though i know you love to worry about me. I am quitting.

 

Since i am still typing, I might just as well tell you this:

 

The best way to deal with trolls is to starve them, and to leave the last word to the troll.

 

Most trolls don't even know they are trolls. They just think they are smart and influential. 

 

So you know, what I'm really trying to say is...

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Yo fo real man you got some sanlitun snow white my friend?

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