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Q: Samsara is Male

I am not, in fact, a scantily clad woman who hangs out in cathedrals. I like my avatar, and don't feel the need for it to denote my maleness.

 

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Whos been calling you a woman??? I thought you made it pretty clear you were a married dude.

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See RobK's "punch in the face" topic. Someone suggested The Hulk should protect me because I'm a girl, so I thought I'd better clarify that I am in fact male and quite self-reliant.

 

I have, as you said, frequently mentioned that I have a Chinese girlfriend (though that still leaves the unlikely possibility of being in a foreign-Chinese lesbian relationship), and I don't mind having to clarify occasionally.

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They were just joggling. All men knew, you also have two heads.

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Well I too think it's a cool avatar and I don't think it needs to reflect your gender. Otherwise I'd be an animated dog

brother1818:

Also, you'd have to be quite conceited to put that kinda picture of yourself...

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Sinobear:

I dunno...my avatar is pretty close to the truth

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Paulberger:

Wait, you're not Brian? 

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DBowman:

Isn't Brian dead?

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icnif77:

'I knew, your pic is real! I just wasn't sure, what is the condition of your ship.'

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spoiler alert: Brian comes back to life... A Christmas miracle!

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I do advise my boss on a specific scientific domain

    Dr. Strangelove: I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy...heh, heh...at the bottom of ah...some of our deeper mineshafts. Radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep, and in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided.
    Muffley: How long would you have to stay down there?
    Dr. Strangelove: Well let's see now ah...cobalt thorium G....Radioactive halflife of uh,...I would think that uh... possibly uh... one hundred years.
    Muffley: You mean, people could actually stay down there for a hundred years?
    Dr. Strangelove: It would not be difficult, Mein Führer! Nuclear reactors could, heh...I'm sorry, Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country, but I would guess that dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.
    Muffley: Well, I, I would hate to have to decide...who stays up and...who goes down.
    Dr. Strangelove: Well, that would not be necessary, Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of necessary skills. Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. Ha, ha. But ah, with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present Gross National Product within say, twenty years.
    Muffley: But look here doctor, wouldn't this nucleus of survivors be so grief-stricken and anguished that they'd, well, envy the dead and not want to go on living?
    Dr. Strangelove: No, sir...excuse me...When they go down into the mine, everyone would still be alive. There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! [involuntarily gives the Nazi salute and forces it down with his other hand]Ahhh!
    Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
    Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
    Russian Ambassador: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

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is this sort of like that Big Bang Theory episode with Wolawitz bumping uglys with Lucinda the troll aka Steve from Maintance ?

Samsara:

I don't watch the Big Bang Theory, but whatever you're implying, it's exactly like that.

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Mate ,even with the identity confustion you are still one of the more normal people here and have a lot to contribute

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I knew that, sorry about the PMs, Shock) Mines a screaming maniac, I don't look like mine either, just feel like him

Samsara:

Don't worry about the PMs. I can still find someone who would be willing to do those things for you.

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icnif77:

Go get 'her', Ted

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TedDBayer:

But it takes 3 to do that thing now, forget doggie style, I'm into pyramids.

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I think it does reflect your gender. You're a man who appreciates women in bikinis.

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Anyway, in other news, I'm not blue.

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It looks to me at the first glance, Sam's wearing his GF's swimsuit. That isn't girl's '6 pack'.

bill8899:

Six pack where?

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Coordinates: '1 mm above the knickers rim'.surprise People sometimes call me 'eagle eye'

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I always kind of guessed you were a guy.

 

I'm not an anime character by the way! Laughing out loud

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Sams. You generally write so sensible posts that my inner misogynist would never consider you girly.

Scandinavian:

Ah, just saw Rin making a very sensible remark. I am indeed not a red/yellow flag.

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I look exactly the same as my avatar.

 

Well feel like it anyway...

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I am a motorcycle. 

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I am disappoint... I thought you were a girl.

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I am a koala being racially profiled

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I am an... don't mind ask my wife

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In more astonishing news, MissA is not actually a tiger...

Samsara:

She is a shark pretending to be a tiger online. For deviant sexual purposes.

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Can we please stick to Chinese zodiac animals - like the Koala?

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