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Q: So, I slept with a Canadian last night, what now?
We had a school dinner last night and this other ESL teacher kept complaining about how everyone thought she was American, and there was no good putine in Guangzhou. She wouldn't shut up about some guy named Gretsky who I guess the Steve Nash of some Canadian soccer game they play on ice with oversized wooden golf putters. Anyway, we started throwing back some Molsens and baijiu and one thing led to another, and I met her in the WC with a box of Nox. Now she keeps texting me. "What are you doing eh?" "Lets got to Tim Horton's eh!" What should I do?
9 years 48 weeks ago in Relationships - China
Tell her Wayne (Gretzky) was awesome kok-ey player. (Canadian 'MJ' of the game). You can add ''Athabascan Tar sands' was always US territory'' (by 'adoption')------> 'love is in the air, lalalal…..
That's crazy talk......You slept with a Canadian??? Are you canucks?
Are you diagonally parked in the 49th parallel universe?
Is this fantasy of yours a rio off of a Monty Python skid ?
Hey, you owe me a beer dude. It was probably me who asked her if she was American. I'm always doing that 
poutine & Tim Horton's !! rolflmfao brings back ol' memories....
eh
Oooh, how funny , ROFL.
NO, really, please close your account and go away ... 
I really wish there WAS a Tim Horton's in my city... and a good place that makes a tasty poutine. You may be laughing by Tim Horton's puts Starbucks to shame. To Shame!
And Molson's puts Budwesier to SHAME...! Stronger beer for stronger people 
artdio:
poutine a box of Molson Canadian and to boot Tim Horton"s for the morning hangover, got to love Canada.
can you get any of the above in China?
Robk:
Molson's maybe... poutine... never saw, have to make yourself...
Some good donut shops but not up to Tim's calibur.
artdio:
I've never seen any Molson products here, the pastries any China suck.
I'm pretty sure you are now infected by "Bieber fever" virus, perhaps you will lose your sanity in a few days. My condolence
Is this bull-shit or is there really Tim Horton's in China?
Robk:
If there was, I would make a trip to that location pretty much just for the Tim's lol...
Possibly one in Beijing, Shanghai or Hong Kong... but probably not. I think they just started moving into America a while go.
Get an AIDS Test immediatly
Robk:
Because Canada is known for its full blown AIDS epidemic.
Seriously, could you be any dumber? It's like you are not even human.
And you wonder why you get banned repeatedly. Come here Marc, I want to rape you and give you AIDS.
Lame.
Find some new stuff to say about Canadians. Your material is stale
EH
