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Q: So, I slept with an ESL teacher the other night. Now what?

Before last night, I had met him and had a chat once or twice, but nothing more than that. I thought we were just bros. Last night we had this big dinner because the company is opening a new training center. The big boss man and the teacher got completely hammered (on red wine no less), and I dressed up as a Sichuan woman as a joke; so I initially helped him and the head teacher to go home with his wife in tow. At home he went right to sleep (on the floor).

 

As I was going out the door,  Vallyntin totally came on to me. One thing led to another... We ended up doing it for 2 or 3 hours before I finally left. I think he gave me a roofie or some drugs, because I kept screaming, "I'll fuck you until you love me, faggot," repeatedly.

 

This ESL teacher is mad weird, early 30-ish American man, tall, average body body, very rude manners..  it was NOT freaking AWESOME!!! I'm regretting what I did with him. I am underpaid and although I am sure he is undersexed, all yesterday morning I kept getting lots of texts from him asking to meet, have lunch together, etc.. And I am freaking out. I didn't mean to dress up as a woman... but I was so drunk so I did it, and I kept saying I was a Sichuan hottie.

 

I have no idea where to go from here. He wears those traditional Chinese shirts almost every day, it drove me crazy before we slept together (I thought he was a sinophile nerd), and now.. I'm scared if we meet he'll get me drunk and make me do it again. And he is my boss' teacher, so I can't just ignore him. Really no idea what to do... my initial thought is to meet again, to dispose of him, but.. I want more actually, but that's wrong right?

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Now that's f'n funny!!

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winkHahahaha......get out of here Hulk! 

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Did he say you were big down there? Or was he doing all the giving and you were taking like a man ?

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I fucked him until he loved me. That faggot.

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Believe in yourself! If you say you are a Sichan hotty, you are! Believe in yourself!

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Are you sure it was only 2 or 3 hours? Wait, maybe you want to forget.

But if you want more, who can blame you? Follow your desires! Follow your heart! No matter how depraved. You sick ...

Just don't document them here!

Do not update! Please don't!

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I will be updating this shortly...

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But, my gentle flower, if you show your heart,the world will mock you!

Hide your passion. Your strange Sichuan cross-dressing tendencies.

They don't understand you.

And neither do I.

OK, share, but no pictures! You sick bas ... I mean gentle flower!

 

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Pictures are next, sweetie.

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Ask him for a bit more oral practice then drop in the bit about USA residence.

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Now that's f'n funny!!

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He wears those traditional Chinese shirts almost every day, it drove me crazy before we slept together     hahahahaha!   

iWolf:

Is it called Qing Fu?

 

Why is it I only see foreigners wearing this apparel and only see fat Chinese guys doing the Beijing Bikini thing?

 

More deep mysteries of the Universe I guess.

 

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hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahLooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool HAHAHAH I can't stop laughing. 

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aren't these copycat questions becoming a little .... well no wait. I find it funny too. just don't let the hide the actual problems people might have. 

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I usually find those copy cat questions kind of meh, amusing but this one was... 

 

Pretty damn funny. You sound like a retarded drag-queen ESL homosexual that is losing his mind. You are improving, keep it up! 

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Dude...you are smoking WAY too much weed now that you are back home.  Colorado?

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nO DRUGS HERE. IM GOING INSANE THE NATURAL WAY

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Hahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha............I can't press the keys anymore, otherwise they are gonna sleep with me tonight.

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You deserve a torch just for that wink.

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I, for one, am thoroughly disgusted by the other posters on here, laughing at a serious question and denigrating Hulk and his obviously tormented heart!

 

You should all be ashamed of yourselves!!!

 

Hulk - follow you heart! It's not often in this world we find true love. Open your heart (and whatever other body part he likes) to him.

 

Walk, hand in hand, through the hutongs, looking for your Sichuan dresses and his traditional Chinese shirts.

 

Let your love BLOOM...!

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Dude, he fled the province! Life is sooooo unfair. cool

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So you finally read my book " Cross Dressing for Success" , I told you it works and gets fringe benefits.

Hulk:

Thanks, love!

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