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Q: There's a new dog in town...
"Dear mice,
For over a year I have toyed with you, as per the sadistic nature of the cat. I have made you resilient, obedient, and for that I am proud. Alas, a cat is also a capricious, single-minded creature, and, having finished toying with you, leaving you half-chewed, at the edge of death, I now release you from my claws. Like Maximus Decimus Meridius, I am merciful.
I leave you now in the care of my trusted friend, Business Dog, who outhugs, outclaws, outbites, and outsleeps me in every way.
Be kind to him, even if he is not kind to you.
Sincerely,
Business Cat."
Here was the note I found on my new desk. For all those shedding tears, don't. The message was written not in ink, but in mouse blood, extracted from a small vial labeled "Murine Sauvignon 2012".
He left me a few beers too, though I'm not familiar with the brand "Enirutac". Well, never hurts to try...
I for one welcome our new K9 overlord. Hopefully we won't be the cause of too much tail chasing. Or to put it in language that you are sure to understand, "woof, woof grrr woof. Pant, pant whine ear scratch. Ponderous pause, ball lick."
At to our exiting Feline friend, let me thank you for your efforts. They are well received and will be sorely missed.
still did not get what is this all about............it's a forum.but now sounds like a zoo or a pet store...........Are we playing the King of the Jungle prank here pr something?!!!!!1
Createach: the adminkitty, aka, the Cat with a Tie is abandoning us, leaving us to run rampant. Let's trash the place. Woooohoooo! Oh, crap, big dog, ruuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make more sense, now?
To the previous admin: you've done a very good job. Thanks.
I have no idea if you will read this or not, but I, at least, will miss you. Thanks for all your kindness and support, and good luck in future endevours.
i hope the new dog has a sense of humor. and good luck in your future endeavors.
Thanks, Business Cat, for watching over this place. Luckily, I still have my Scooby snacks!!
Thanks for your patience Cat and your humor
as for your new friend you will find your Chew toys were not all made in China
and we will plant a tree for you in the future.
now do you want a pink or a blue collar? or maybe one with spikes?
OH dear, a DOG!!!! As if a BLACK cat wasn't bad enough now we've got a DOG!!!
Runs and hides!
Welcome, let's hope you have an easy life here.
