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Q: Today a FOB foreign dude asked me "How do you answer to random halouuuuu?"

"I don't."

19 weeks 3 days ago in  General  - China

 
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Depends on my mood that day.

Either ignore, wanker sign, or shout 'fuck off nong'

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Blow kisses. Or make the wanker hand movement.

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What duz FOB mean?

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Depends on my mood that day.

Either ignore, wanker sign, or shout 'fuck off nong'

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My reply is "NIHOUUUUUUU"

Most are too surprised to continuing the conversation

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I did a high-pitched goofy voice "harrao" a few times. It's gratifying, but risky because it potentially brands you the instigator if a confrontation erupts.

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I used to yell "konichiwa" a lot. Most gave no reaction. One time I said it to a Chinese guy after he helloed me and he gave a sort of laugh. 

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how bout not answering and go back to wherever you came from?

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