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bill8899

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Q: Today is my one year anniversary. Do I get a prize? A kiss? A wink? Anything?

This is a legitimate question. Maybe. Perhaps. Perchance. It depends.

I could not find the"***ing nonsense" category so I put this in "General".

What do I get? Don't answer "rice".

11 years 3 weeks ago in General - China

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icnif77

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'Ba na na'

Kids in my part-time Kindergarten love the word 'banana' for some reason.

bill8899:

OK, thank you for the banananana! I know how to spell bananananana, I just don't know when to stop.

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bill8899:

Nanababa? Bananana? That's why I can't teach children!

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icnif77:

You go too fast! Try slowly: 'baaa'.....'naaaa'....'naaaa'.....

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bill8899:

Banana? Banana? Yes! Banana! Thanks teacher! Banana. Banana. Banana.

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mArtiAn

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There you go Bill, you've got a banana. A famous banana at that, it was recently removed from Jackie Chan's butt. Not to be sniffed at.

For 'my' one year anniversary I got a girlfriend, on my four year anniversary I got a fiancee, and then on my six year anniversary I got a wife, so my advice to you is get the Hell out after five years.

bill8899:

WTF? Chan? Butt? Jackie Chanana?

LMFAO at the rest. 哈哈哈哈

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Hulk

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bill8899:

I suddenly feel compelled to edit my post.

No. Bad dog. No.

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xunliang

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here's a Chi-Phone. Not as good as iPhones but made locally, so.......you know.......

bill8899:

Thank you kindly. I guess my girlfriend can use it. Is it pink? She likes pink everything.

I'll keep my old Moto because it's the technical equivalent to an iPhone 4 but it cost 800 RMB new.

Thank you!

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TedDBayer

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I'll give you a thumbs up.

bill8899:

Hell yea. Likewise.

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Amonk

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I'll give you a Tsingdao and some anti-diarrhea pills, that's the EChinaCities starter kit- redeemable with 100 points.

bill8899:

A whole beer? Thanks big spender!

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desiriderz

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you are gonna have...hmmm .....''RICE'' hahaha

bill8899:

Gee thanks! Mere words cannot express my gratitude. I hope you can afford it! Maybe Hulk will give you a kiss?

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