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Q: War is coming
A report says that benevolent uncle Xi may be planning to push into Scarborough shoals between G20 and the US presidential election. What is your plan for escaping the internment camps? I'll be contracting hepititus in my swim down the pearl river into Hong Kong, where all autonomy will be suspended, so I'll be apprehended and apologize for hurting the feelings of the Chinese.
7 years 37 weeks ago in Health & Safety - China
I would be more worried about the Patriot mobs that will be looking for anyone that isn't Chinese.
Learning the sewer map by heart 
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And practice parkour.
That's also one of my plans in case of zombie apocalypse, alien invasion or a new lady gaga song BTW
I would be more worried about the Patriot mobs that will be looking for anyone that isn't Chinese.
I'll fashion a keffiyeh on my head from a scarf I have lying around, cut my sheet or sheets to make a makeshift toga, and don sunglasses. Of course i'll attempt to "speak Arabic" by acting angry and making gutteral-hocking sounds all the time.
My plan will be expertly executed b/c many Chinese know the middle east has had it fair share of chaos as of late and will "Wave me on". Only when Im asked for papers or my passport will my plan be foiled, and Im quickly rounded up to be detained and interrogated...
If war brokeout millions of Chinese would instantly be jobless. There will be mobs but they'd be looking to rob anyone so they can buy food.
might be a good time to brush up on.my Russian .
Dats va donya
retiredinchina:
yes, soon i will have the Russian passport, not sure it will help, maybe the German one would be better.
