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Q: Welcome back Almost!!!

I want to thank everyone for accepting Brother Almost back on our forum. He strayed from the CFTU flock, but he was brought back into the fold by The Leader's Secret Police. He underwent The Ceremony of course and was castrated. Spent 30 days on farm duties as punishment. But even though he is now playing the role of Sans Testicles, he still deserves your full respect and genuine admiration.

5 years 12 weeks ago in  Food  - Hohhot

 
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You people need to realize the sacrifices that CFTU members make to serve you. Be nice to Almost.

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party time

But I dont know much about him...
a little detailed intro would be helpful

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They cut his knackers off !?!  Gees.....that doesn't seem right.

What did he have to say about it?

 

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He, Almost, was Grumpy, and soon he will be? Who knows. 

They are legion.

Yes, WB!

wink

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When does the movie come out.? I hope Tom Cruise isn't in it even if I would like to see him take the ceremony.  surprise

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why was the question posted in food category???

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CFTU is one crazy dude right?

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