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JohnathonSteel

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Q: What is the best way to cook a Chinese girl?

I've had numerous Chinese girls over for dinner, but after eating them I find they have kind of a dry, shallow taste and I'm always left feeling full afterwards. Also, when my stomach rumbles (from still feeling full) I can kind of make out what sounds like broken English. I've heard the word 'iPhone' before.

Anybody have any tips for cooking Chinese girls?

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Hotwater

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Dry shallow taste? A bit like most of your posts.............

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Hotwater

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Dry shallow taste? A bit like most of your posts.............

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coineineagh

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Lean and with nice skin. Follow the recipe for chicken feet. Other Chinese will pay handsomely for a portion, since they steal the girl's youth this way.

When I want to eat Chinese, I just go to a restaurant.

Janosik:

Oh, pimping lately at German/Netherlands border?

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coineineagh:

Someone has a problem with taking things literally, and not letting stuff rest.

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They wouldn't be so dry if you went down for the gravy

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silverbutton1

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I think there is a photo of one on realgore.com...being grilled over an open fire.

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