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Q: What is the biggest banana you have seen in China?

I bought a huge one once, went well with Skippy peanut butter.

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can't edit the question, it was about 10'', but 3'' in diameter.

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penis joke

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yes , the women were afraid of it

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I saw a miniature pickle once.  Does that count?

 

Actually it was a lot of them.

 

I was dreaming that I was standing on top of a pyramid in my sun god robes.  And below me were a thousand naked women screaming and throwing tiny pickles at me.  

 

But I suppose everyone has had that dream.

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and I only say this because I care--they have decaffeinated brands now that taste just as good as regular.

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Traveler:

It sounds like you were drunk and on the roof of McDonalds.

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its a popular dream, even made a movie with it, I think the women want bigger pickles, except Chinese women are afraid of big pickles, I've scared some.

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I was wondering if anyone would get the reference.  Best line Val Kilmer ever said.

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my coffee quote, same movie

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I met an ABC dude in Shekou once...he was at least 6'2".

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TedDBayer:

dam the pic won't paste. Note: I beat matt to his 3rd question

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