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Q: What do players and gamblers need to look for?

The first thing a player must do

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They must all look ... for the free banana ... out of dee monkey's hands ...

 

 

 

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Banana ban for health kick monkeys at Paignton Zoo - Telegraph

 

"BuTT ... don't tell anybody ...", pronounced with heavy 'Thank You Come Again' draft ... 

Apu from Simpsons: "Thank you come again!"

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They must all look ... for the free banana ... out of dee monkey's hands ...

 

 

 

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Banana ban for health kick monkeys at Paignton Zoo - Telegraph

 

"BuTT ... don't tell anybody ...", pronounced with heavy 'Thank You Come Again' draft ... 

Apu from Simpsons: "Thank you come again!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=1h7OXlPeMQI

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Photo op ...

 

 

Watch: Putin Dons Hazmat Suit In Rare Visit To Covid-19 Patients

Now here's a truly new Putin scene the world never expected ...

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Here's all the gambling advice you'll ever need..

 

You got to know when to hold them,

know when to fold them,

know when to walk away, know when to run.

Never, never never ever count your money when you're sitting at the table, you'll have time for that when the dealing's done.

 

Oh and if you happen to meet a girl named Lucille in a bar... steer clear of her, she just picked a fine time to leave her hubby.

 

 

 

 

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Maybe, I should quarantene my ... avatar. Cat contracts coronavirus FROM sick owner in new case of human-to-animal transition

Cat contracts coronavirus FROM sick owner in new case of human-to-animal transition

As scientists around the world battle for a cure or vaccine to Covid-19, a new case of human-to-animal transmission has arisen in Belgium, where health experts say a cat contracted the disease from its coronavirus-stricken owner.

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Vladimir Vladimirovich Ras-Putin ... at it again! Not at US elections this time ... 

 

https://www.rt.com/news/484623-russia-coronavirus-aid-us/

 

Russian Covid-19 aid plane to US: Putin asked Trump if he needed help & he accepted, Kremlin spokesman says

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 What an Ingenuity ...

 

Israel to mass produce beard-friendly masks for the follicled faithful

Israel to mass produce beard-friendly masks for the follicled faithful

Israeli authorities have announced that they will produce custom-made face masks to protect the religious in the country, who sport beards as part of their faith, from the coronavirus. 

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 Fell free to abandon shaving ... despite Ncov ...

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The most important thing they need is a life.

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I've suspected ... for a long time, Scottish ... are ... to ... blame ...

 

World's First F-Bomb Was Dropped By Bored 16th Century Scottish Student, Locked-Down By Plague

"wan fukkit funling" 

 

 

 

 

Experts have found the origin of the F-word can be traced back to a Scottish manuscript penned by a student who was in lockdown due to a plague in the 16th century, reported The Scotsman.

An hour-long BBC Scotland documentary, which airs on Tuesday, will show the Bannatyne Manuscript, which was written by George Bannatyne in 1568, while he sat in quarantine at his Edinburgh home.

The manuscript contains The Flyting Of Dunbar And Kennedy, an alleged account of a dual between poet William Dunbar and Walter Kennedy in Edinburgh before the court of King James IV of Scotland in the early 1500s.

In the documentary, Dr. Joanna Kopaczyk, a historical linguistics at Glasgow University, tells viewers:

"In the Flyting of Dunbar and Kennedy, when Kennedy addresses Dunbar, there is the earliest surviving record of the word 'f***' in the world."

Kopaczyk says there is "some very juicy language" in Bannatyne's collection and that Dunbar and Kennedy exchange insults with one phrase that said: "wan fukkit funling."

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Locked down, literally: Indian officials PUT LOCKS on homes of quarantine violators to prevent them from sneaking out

Locked down, literally: Indian officials PUT LOCKS on homes of quarantine violators to prevent them from sneaking out

Local authorities in two towns in the Indian state of Madhya Pradesh went to great lengths to stop the spread of coronavirus, sealing quarantine violators in their homes, while ensuring they have food and essentials delivered.

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Indian cop gets hand CHOPPED OFF amid scuffle with blade-wielding men defying Covid-19 lockdown

Indian cop gets hand CHOPPED OFF amid scuffle with blade-wielding men defying Covid-19 lockdown

The coronavirus lockdown in the state of Punjab turned violent, with a team of police officers attacked and heavily injured by armed locals who defied the cops’ request to show their curfew passes.

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When we say the coronavirus impact to the economy is hitting everyone - we mean everyone. And we mean hitting.

 

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Confessions Of A Sado-Maso Sex Worker In A Time Of Coronavirus

It's not just your local small business that has been crippled by everybody "staying the f*ck home" over the last month, but also your local sex worker. 

One dominatrix, who has worked in New York for more than six years, recently shared her story with the New York Post.

 

 

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Not too many posts at this Thread are on-topic. Why's that?

 

OK, doesn't matter what ... Lem'me answer OP's question straight ...:

 

"What do players and spectators need to LOOK FOR ..." 

 

 

 Why beach handball deserves a spot on Olympic schedule (PHOTOS)

I fancy fem beach volley ...

 
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