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Q: What do players and gamblers need to look for?

The first thing a player must do

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They must all look ... for the free banana ... out of dee monkey's hands ...

 

 

 

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Banana ban for health kick monkeys at Paignton Zoo - Telegraph

 

"BuTT ... don't tell anybody ...", pronounced with heavy 'Thank You Come Again' draft ... 

Apu from Simpsons: "Thank you come again!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=1h7OXlPeMQI

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They must all look ... for the free banana ... out of dee monkey's hands ...

 

 

 

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Banana ban for health kick monkeys at Paignton Zoo - Telegraph

 

"BuTT ... don't tell anybody ...", pronounced with heavy 'Thank You Come Again' draft ... 

Apu from Simpsons: "Thank you come again!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=1h7OXlPeMQI

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Photo op ...

 

 

Watch: Putin Dons Hazmat Suit In Rare Visit To Covid-19 Patients

Now here's a truly new Putin scene the world never expected ...

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Here's all the gambling advice you'll ever need..

 

You got to know when to hold them,

know when to fold them,

know when to walk away, know when to run.

Never, never never ever count your money when you're sitting at the table, you'll have time for that when the dealing's done.

 

Oh and if you happen to meet a girl named Lucille in a bar... steer clear of her, she just picked a fine time to leave her hubby.

 

 

 

 

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 If I'd follow all your advices to a t, would I be able to snatch a banana out the animal's hands? 

 

Monkey: "Remember, casino wasn't build to get ... but to give ... !"

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Tom Hagen: "... some sort of reasonable complaint ..." angel

 

 

Kiwi police to whoever stole Covid-19 testing tent: Please return it… and get tested ASAP

Kiwi police to whoever stole Covid-19 testing tent: Please return it… and get tested ASAP

The derogatory term ‘covidiot’ has been given a new flair in New Zealand, where somebody went to the effort of cutting off a Covid-19 testing tent bolted to the concrete and stealing it. Police now urge the thieves to be tested.

 

“Some fool idiot came and stole our tent,” said Loretta Hansen, the CEO of East Health Trust, the healthcare provider handling the testing. “They just chopped it off.

“It is very difficult to know what they think they are going to use it for,” she told the New Zealand Herald.

New Zealand currently has 708 confirmed and probable Covid-19 cases, including 14 patients treated at hospitals according to the latest update.

A woman in her 70s who succumbed to the disease last week is the only person killed by the pandemic in the country so far.

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You don't say anything, Stiggs ...

 

https://www.rt.com/newsline/485060-new-zealand-curbs-improvement/

 
New Zealand to stick with tough Covid-19 curbs amid ‘early signs of improvement’

She's a babe ... 

 

New Zealand will stick to its tough curbs to combat the coronavirus, despite some early signs that the spread of the illness has been stabilizing.

“Our actions for the remainder of the period in level four will be about doubling down to ensure the gains made in the first half are not squandered in the second,” Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern told reporters in Wellington on Monday.

The country’s 67 new infections were the lowest in five days, taking its tally to just over 1,100. New Zealand has reported one death, Reuters said.

Level-four curbs allow people to take walks or go to supermarkets for essentials, but they are required to stay 2 meters (7ft) apart.

“I don’t want New Zealand to be at level four for a minute longer than needed, but equally there is no plan to move from level four early,” Ardern said.

New Zealand started a four-week total lockdown of its population of about five million late in March, and declared a national emergency to slow the spread of the virus.

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Maybe, I should quarantene my ... avatar. Cat contracts coronavirus FROM sick owner in new case of human-to-animal transition

Cat contracts coronavirus FROM sick owner in new case of human-to-animal transition

As scientists around the world battle for a cure or vaccine to Covid-19, a new case of human-to-animal transmission has arisen in Belgium, where health experts say a cat contracted the disease from its coronavirus-stricken owner.

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I could simply be a furball?

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Meds are studying, if you can get infected by replying ... to a cat's ... messages.  

Probably not, buTT ... study out of Wahun:

 

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/covid-19-may-attack-testicles-reduce-testosterone-study

 

 

Loads of ACE2 in man's cajones ...

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https://www.rt.com/news/484629-cat-coronavirus-hong-kong/

Cat-astrophe in the making? ANOTHER feline tests positive for coronavirus, this time in Hong Kong

Cat-astrophe in the making? ANOTHER feline tests positive for coronavirus, this time in Hong Kong

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We cats are all more susceptible than non-cats ...Who could envisioned that ...?

Bronx Zoo Tiger Tests Positive For COVID-19

    Right now, millions of New Yorkers are probably wondering how this tiger managed to get a test before their friend/brother/sister/mother/father/grandfather/aunt/etc...

     

     

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    Vladimir Vladimirovich Ras-Putin ... at it again! Not at US elections this time ... 

     

    https://www.rt.com/news/484623-russia-coronavirus-aid-us/

     

    Russian Covid-19 aid plane to US: Putin asked Trump if he needed help & he accepted, Kremlin spokesman says

    31 Mar, 2020 18:18 surprise

     

     

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     What an Ingenuity ...

     

    Israel to mass produce beard-friendly masks for the follicled faithful

    Israel to mass produce beard-friendly masks for the follicled faithful

    Israeli authorities have announced that they will produce custom-made face masks to protect the religious in the country, who sport beards as part of their faith, from the coronavirus. 

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     Fell free to abandon shaving ... despite Ncov ...

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    CV edit is pending ... Non-Crim-cert. will be soon accompanied by ...surprise

     

    "Immunity Certificates" Are Coming - COVID-Survivors To Get 'Special Passports' Enabling Return To 'Normalcy'

    ... he has called it a "Covid Pass" for the uninfected who can return to their normal lives

     

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    I was like: "Where's my thread ..."

     

    NYT Op-Ed Calls For People To Stop Using Toilet Paper

     

    "You're just never going to get as clean..." 

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    A: Going to HK would be the best bet I reckon, especially if you were loo
    A:Going to HK would be the best bet I reckon, especially if you were looking for a church wedding. Chinese weddings are pretty grim IMO - you go to a barren govt dept with souless officials and navigate red tape so some guy can give you a red stamp and a marriage book. You get expensive pictures taken of you both posing in places you'd never go to in everyday life that is somehow supposed to represent your wedding, then a while later it's off to a restaurant where a game show host kind of guy makes sure it's as tacky as possible while the guests eat as fast as they can so they can leave as soon as they finish eating and gave you money. Hell, I'd go to Thailand or the Philippines and get married in Paradise.   -- Stiggs