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Q: What do you think of the massage service here?

  Just got back from having a massage. I asked for half an hour and ended up getting an hour. It did seem kind of long but i'm tired and didn't question it. Didn't have the heart to tell a bunch of blind people to give me back the extra fifteen yuan though and I needed the massage, but still.....

  Anyway, not much of a massage aficionado but in my experience (had a girlfriend who was a masseuse) a massage should be an enjoyable experience, not a trial by pain. I could have also done without the guy's balls brushing against my head every few minutes. 

  I know i've asked this question before, I remember commenting how the picture of all the people who worked there looked like the worst group photo ever as everyone looked like they were blinking, but it's a China related question and half of you here are new anyway, so.....

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I usually have massages only with my GFs. angel

I don't like 'guilt' feeling of 'going overboard'---->'a. to be extremely enthusiastic', when with pro.

I'm new! not..

mArtiAn:

Que?

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'Que belle gambe, signorina!' my favorite 'admiration' line

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  My Spanish is a little rusty but i'm guessing 'gambe' means 'norks', as in "That is a fine set of norks you're sporting, my lovely."

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'norks' should be 'legs' to match my sentence in Italian: 'What a beautiful legs, miss/ma'am in FL.!'

 

buTT: your speaka is 'one of the Island's slangs', so I'll use 'translator' for 'norks':

Words related to nork - Urban Dictionary: nork

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nork Cached

Boobies, breasticles, breasts, tits, puppies, gazongas, babylons, call them what you will, and I personally have a great pair. Should have renamed 'em years ago as NORKS!

You're wrong! meiyou 'breasticles'. Romans are more roman-ti-ti-c

 

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Amal Alamuddin celebrates with friends in Venice ahead of her wedding to George Clooney

 

Que belleza.......

 

Amal Alamuddin, a human rights lawyer…..I want more 'rights'!

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An absolutely disappointment. I used to get massages 4-5 times week in Los Angeles as this Chinese place..it was cheap and really good..even if i decided to go to another Chinese place for whatever reason, the massages were always good. I thought when I came to China i would be in the motherland and would be getting massages once or twice a day. However, I've been to the cheap hole in the wall places, fancy upscale expensive spas, and middle level massage places and ALL of them have been a complete disappointment and I just don't understand. crying

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I just stick to the foot massage, usually I do both foot so it becomes a feet massage. They should change the signs. 

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I have a condition called Itfeelsreallygoodinitis. You can touch me, and it will feel really good. ANY woman giving me a massage will cause me to literally SCREAM with esctasy. I once got a massage from a hooker in Hubei, and I was yelling and moaning loudly, because it felt really good.

 

I asked for a massage because it said they offered "massage" services. She just wanted to fuck... that's it. I said no... give me a massage. I was moaning because it felt so damn good.

 

My rating? A++++++++++ WOULD GET A BACK/LEG/NECK RUB AGAIN.

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Many years ago, I had a massage once in Shenyang, and it was really great, it felt like you had all muscles replaced by new ones. Since then, the few times I tried, it was a painful ordeal, it felt like some kind of chore.

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