I'm a top user, maybe they've changed it so it's no only point based but also time?? or they simply screwed it up...

i think it has to do with overall posts not points because i post for free many times now im on top of wenna which is a great place to be but when i was between wenna and lolita it was heaven

dont worry lud i'll pass you in points in 2 weeks time njord maybe a month

Dear AdminCat,

I am alive and well. But - annoyingly - having a full time job means I can spend less time asking and answering red-hot China-related questions!

I lament the demise of Poutine DuFion's presence here more than most, is there any way you can bring him back? Please use your moderatory Admin powers to resuscitate him!!

I refuse to be taken off the front page!! I will not go down without a fight!

Hey Ludovico

Me so sorry for not being an active participant in this wonderful forum for the last few weeks, as tons of stuff happened at work. After Baylee-Ann - she's like a sister to me, would always give me pecks on the torso - went back to Montana, 'Merica, I got a surprise letter from headquarter saying they expected me to show myself to the Big Board for my work evaluation.

I wasn't so stressed as I knew I did a very good job. Productivity was up the roof and I believe my minions can now compete in any dance competition worldwide. Who knows, maybe "Team DuFion" will cause a big surprise on a national TV dance show!

Thanks to some local officials, I was even able to bring my Chinese girlfriend with me, so she could meet Sandy, Patsy, Larry and everyone in the trailer park close to Helena, Montana, 'Merica. Let me tell you it was a good thing we were in first class, or else the flight attendants would have turned crazy with all the small bottles of wine she drank during the flight! I told her she was wrong drinking moar and moar wine because she would cause ruckus and with september 11th coming, they might think she's a terrorist, but at the same time she was really stressed because it was the first time she took a plane. It was funny to see because she was also yelling during the flight because she said air pressure inflight is no good for fertility. Apparently this is what they are taught in China, it has something to do with traditional Chinese medecine.

Ludovico, let me tell you it was awesome! My Chinese girlfriend was a little bit shy at the customs because not only she couldn't understand what the officer asked, but she was hungover from the 17 bottles she literally chugged during the flight. But I explained everything to the custom officer, and I told him she would be helping Sandy cook the ribs while i'll be winning yet another competition with Laura, my trusted .22 calibre rifle. The custom officer was really happy for me and we had the best high-five I had in over a year, complete with a tip of the hat, the spin-o-rama and the jazz hand. It feels good to be back home!

When we got to the trailer park, they all prepared a welcome party for us, as Baylee-Ann - she's like a sister to me, would always give me pecks on the torso - told everyone I was coming back with the best trophy Larry or Monty - he's the trailer park simpleton - could ever get. We had a huge bonfire where we ate S'Moares (it was a first for my Chinese girlfriend) and drank PBR like there was no tomorrow. I think my Chinese girlfriend was a bit jealous of Laura, but she didn't dare to give moar of her evil eye as I told her my .22 calibre rifle was possessive and a single bitchslap would send her straight to the indian burial ground next to the trailer park. She didn't understand, so I told her Laura had to ability to make her see the ghost of Colonel Custer and all the indians from Little Big Horn. She had troubles getting to sleep that night but that's ok because we had tons of dishwashing to do!

Next day, I went to HQ for the Big Board, and without surprise, I received moar and moar praise for my work in China and they said the didn't believe I would turn the China venture as successful. It was really pleasant to hear, they even cheered me when I did my victory dance.

My only regret is that they said that the China adventure is now over for me. They already appointed my successor, who I think already started. But he will have less leeway that I had, he just have to continue the good job I did, which include of course all the little dancing habits I instated during my reign over my minions. I get to go to Beijing twice per year to supervise and verify that all my orders are followed like I intended them to.

So now my next assignment is to go to Pakistan, as the worker there are not as productive as they could be. I have absolute freedom on how to manage our venture there, and apparently there are many women working there. I plan to teach them the Cheerleader motivation routine, as women always dreamt at some point in their life to become a cheerleader. This is my vision of work : I'm there to make dreams come true in the workplace.

And since I am already in Montana, I will be able to get much moar costumes to entertain the crowd in Pakistan!

Of course, Pakistan is not China, despite what Wenna would say. It may not be the West, so it must be China according to Wenna. She is obviously moar wrong than ever, but that's ok, one day she will learn moar about the reality of life. Maybe Njord can find a way to make her understand she is wrong. I use red wine for my Chinese girlfriend and falcon punching on Baylee-Ann. I hope you can find your way, Njord!

The only thing I'm really bitter is that my 750RMB iPhone 4 did not arrive in time, so I'm stuck with my 500RMB one. But with the bonus I was granted, I think I'll just buy one in Montana, 'Merica.

It's saddening that Pakistan is not China, because it means I won't be able to post here anymoare, as I don't want to get banned. I learned a lot here, mostly that a lot of Chinese people holding their girlfriend's purse should really take example on Rodney Alcala (JamesR, always ask yourself what Rodney Alcala would do, it will make your life easier). I will also miss the Irish Land Whales I met here in China and here on this website. They may be the fattest mammals walking the ground, but it is well known they are the nicest, because if you're an Irish land whale and not nice, you would commit suicide before long. I'll also miss the traditional Chinese Zen parks I found thanks to this website.

This is only a farewell, as I will be back. I just hope my Chinese girlfriend will be ok, because of course she will be coming with me to Islamabad! So until there is an ePakistaniCities.com, I won't be able to participate much and tell the tales of the DuFion around the non-Chinese world.

I wish you luck on your new job, Ludovico. Whatever it is, don't ever forget : work hard, party hard!

*virtual spin-o-rama high-five*

Well that sucks huge ass balls.... This is what I'm talking about, all the cool people that come to China, leave. Good luck in P-stan!! I'll miss your posts! maybe there's an epakicities.com or something there...