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Q: What if the passengers on MH370 were meant to be food for reptile aliens?

You see, forget that whomever disabled the communications and transponders on the aircraft, and whomever was responsible for altering the flight path, not once, but twice, into regular flight paths in order to take the aircraft over the largest uncoverable area possible then disappeared...it was the alien reptiles!

Forget that the captain of the aircraft was of advanced age and may have wanted his family to receive a nice insurance package should the aircraft "disappear" and never be found (or at least the cause of the crash never be reasonably explained). It was the alien reptiles that did it! Yes! They needed human hosts (a la 'V') to continue their covert assault on Earth (and Justin Bieber can be explained in much the same way).

Forget the fact that China needs to justify its expanded airspace coverage and unilateral limitations. It was the reptile aliens!

Never mind the fact that an aircraft carrier group does not carry LRRs (Long-range reconnaissance) aircraft because they rely on satellites to provide the necessary "real time" airborne threats and, of course, forget the fact that SAR (Search-and-Rescue) aircraft are not yet at the Star Trek abilities to modify their sensor arrays to pick up what may be only a few scraps of an exploded plane in hundreds of thousands of kilometers of open sea...it is a reptilian conspiracy!

So, what if MH370 was nothing more than a flying lunchbox for reptilian aliens? What if MH370 was nothing more than an attempt for a certain country to stir up aggression against a certain minority in that certain country?

Anonymous posters want to know!

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Sounds legit.

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No, reptilians would never do such a thing, too obvious. They are a very discrete bunch, no noise, no waves. No. In reality, the plane have beePKFD[OKQF;wfpjQFFFFFFFFWJPOQJf OMG !!!PJlkwsjfwjfjewf

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I buy this. I just don't get why aliens would help the family of the pilot cash in on his life insurance. But who am I to question that, all in all that was thoughtful of them. 

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I can see from your post, that you had long discussion with F. Mulder. I don't trust him entirely! I want to hear wahat (edit: 'wahat') Miss Scully has to add, or maybe we should wait till 'Up-yours'&P. go through all filessurprise

 

'Athabasca Tar Fields' were US territory long before Columbus......

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Ohh, Miss Scully ....

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I need yay vote on Atabasca

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Do you have classes this afternoon?

Sinobear:

As far as you know...stay where you are, "we" are coming...soon.

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It was clearly a juvenile giant feline alien that accidentally crashed the plane. It was playfully following the lights when it carelessly tore a hole in the aluminium skin with its unretracted talon. The even more giant owner feels horrible about the mishap, but is equally relieved that China can't poison her spacekitty.

Sinobear:

I suspected that Icniff77 ('Airport '77' anyone?) had "something" to do with that. I will be providing a full expose on him once enough forum members become familiar with the term "levity."

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@Sino: what 'airport'? meiyou me, AWACS!brotha GOOG: levity = the treatment of a serious matter with humour or lack of due respect. 2nd part suits me better. I don't suggest, you decipher codes on public tread. People tend to 'sign off' forever. 02

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Can we show some respect for the victims? I understand the behavior of Chinese with regard to this tragedy is silly, but we are civilized and should never stoop to their behavior. 

coineineagh:

This news has been sensationalized and politicized by the media, used as a distraction, and the lives of the victims used as a bargaining tool to demonize foreignland by China. The stories and accusations that were circulating in the media were more than a little insulting to the deceased. This thread attempts to ridicule the way this story has been used. It's laughing at the *media*, not at the victims.

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Sinobear:

I am in no way trying to show disrespect for the victims.

I was satirizing yet another anonymous post that was attempting to imply that if the majority of the passengers were American, somehow the outcome would have been different.

I really, really, really want the Admin to stop allowing anonymous posts...this is my "civil disobedience" measure to showcase the inanity of allowing anonymous posting.

 

Sorry if I have offended you or anyone else, not my intention.

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Englteachted:

Sino, I 100% understand the frustration dealing with Chinese with regard to this topic can be overwhelming. I get it on this forum and in my classes. Today I overheard a teacher telling 6 year olds that Malay kidnapped and tortured the Chinese people from that flight. But lets not forget the other victims' families.

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You, Sinobear offended me profoundly! Apologizing is not accepted in our regi-lionangel

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You got a problem with reptilian aliens? What? They're not good enough for you?

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We all want to know, where is 'feiji bianfu'? 

 

I 'joke' only about inability to locate the plane on all stinky spying's going on.

 

Drop the phone and computer, and start writing & sending letters by mail again. Maybe I'm not literate anymore, after 15 Y being behind the puter??

 

And now, they can't find the plane. Common! I don't get it!

However, that post about missing passengers being mericans….., is retarded, IMO! That's making joke about the real loss!

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Seriously not funny. There were infants on that plane man. You are being a jerk.

icnif77:

We were 'seriously' awaiting your evaluation! I m-e-a-n 'seriously!

Your mirror can seriously show you are black 'jerk'!

 

Rememeber, 'Athabasca Tar Sands will never be US territory!'

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louischuahm:

Chama@ You want to know the real jerks? Read the comments from this link provided by Scandinavian from another thread ( thanks Scan).

 

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/05/world/

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Shouldn't be an IQ test required, before access to keyboard is granted?

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