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Q: What passes for a chat-up line in China?

 There's a joke/saying i've heard here in Guangxi, which is:

If you want to get a beautiful girl in Nanning, you have to tell her you have a house.

If you want to get a beautiful girl in Guilin, you have to tell her you have a car.

And if you want to get a beautiful girl in Liuzhou, you have to tell her you have a bank account.

  Yeh, I didn't say it was funny, I just said i'd heard it. Not actually a chat-up line as such either, but it's in the same ball park. So what chat-up lines, if any, have you heard here in China?

 

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"ni chi fan le ma?" - Have you eaten yet?

 

"ni de shou ji zhen piao liang" - You have a very beautiful cellphone.

 

"ni jia you ji kou ren" - How many people in your family?

 

"ni de yan jing hen da" - Your eyes are so large.

 

"ni de zui hen xiao" - Your mouth is so small.

 

"yao bu yao kan wo de che zi?" - Would you like to see my car?

 

"zhe shi wo BMW. wo ye you liang ge ao di" - This is my BMW. I also have two AUDI's.

 

"wo mei you hai zi. wo hai mei jie hun ne" - I have no children. I am not married yet.

 

"dang ran wo you yi tao fang zi.yao bu yao pei wo qu?" - Of course I have a house. Would you like to accompany me there?

Gaohao:

 That's not a list of chat-up lines, that's the script of a successful date. So did you score?

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You guys think to hard

just try

you want to go my country?surprise

derek:

Don't mean to be predictable but.......exactly.

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At home I use "Hi, can I buy you a ,,,,car", in China I use, " Hi, can I buy you?"

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