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Q: What is the sickest thing you've seen come from an old person's mouth?

I was on the subway and this old guy, migrant worker, I think he was covered in shit, smelled like stale liquor, with his buddies, started to slowly drool the nastiest looking clear liquid with white chunks.  He looked like he was about to die.  His buddies didn't do anything, and everyone else covered their nose and moved away from him.  I found myself sitting alone next to these workers, so I gave him some tissue.  That was pretty sick.  You?

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I don't know why you are getting down votes. I haven't seen an old person do that. I saw a kid sh*t in the middle of a restaurant. Not a small restaurant either.

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What happened when the kid did that?  Surely some action was taken.

 

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The grandmother picked it up with a tissue and did a substandard whipping of the floor. The crazy thing was that there was an unoccupied bathroom near their table.

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I've seen Milky Cat do the same thing.  And I'm not proud to admit it.

 

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Here's an upvote to balance the hurt feelings, WCG.

 

Sickest thing? Well, I watched a video of some horrendous cunt in Shanghai. Let me find it. Ah, here it is: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTk1MzYxNDgw.html

 

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Shrew: What the fuck are you, what are you so smug? (fight in the middle)
 

Shrew: You fucking cunt, who the fuck do you think you are?! Your old cunt of a mother couldn’t sell her cunt so she found you in the trash outside.
 

Worker A: What are you doing? Are you cursing me or my mother?
 

Shrew: What does it matter? I’m cursing you, cursing you, cursing your mother’s old cunt, cursing you, cursing you, cursing your mother. What? Your mother’s dirty rotten cunt, can’t sell her cunt and found you in the trash, you know that, right?
 

Worker B: Let it go, why are you doing this, yelling at her continuously until now?

Shrew: At your age, what do you think you can do with your face?
 

Worker A: You cursing me is one thing, but you even curse my mother.

Shrew: So what if I curse your mother? How did your mother give birth to someone like you? So many people at this station, yet is there anyone like you? There is no one like you.
 

Shrew: What the fuck are you doing?
 

Crowd: Alright, stop yelling, just let it go.

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haven't seen anything, but i got serious verbal abuse from a woman who wanted me to buy black, split banana's that were attracting flies, when i wanted to buy fresher greener ones.

 

here is one customer not going back there - not that she cares

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