I'm already planning to leave and can't see any reason why I'd be deported. I don't break rules, don't do drugs or anything like that, don't get political,don't go out getting in fights etc.

I do my job and mind my own business.

I know exactly what I'm going to do and if I were to be deported for whatever reason, it would just move my plan forward a few months.

I do understand why you would ask the question though, it can and does happen. I have seen it. People do stupid things sometimes.

Your turn blellow, You can't ask a question without contributing something yourself, people might think you're a troll or something otherwise. What will YOU do if you are deported from China?

one of my best friends got deported from some third-world hell-hole about 25 years ago and I always kinda envied him for that. he made it seem like him and the boys were havin' such a high ol' time cutting up in said 3rd world shithole.  It was a pretty cool badge of accomplishment actually getting officially kicked-out of a country! 

I'm just saying I always kinda wanted to get deported from somewhere too!  Came close I think in Thailand one time.  Close to deported or off'd by the Military Police.  But alas, came thru with minor abrasions.  Thai MP's can actually be pretty good guys which surprised the fk outta me!

Smile from ear-to-ear.  Then say, "Oh well!"

If I get Deported ? Very Simple - I will reach my Home Country

I would freak out if I got deported,my family is here,I would have to leave them behind.I would fight to stay if anything should happen.

I'd have an epic wank on the flight home

Get drunk

I'm young, so I think I'd just choose another country to live in. South Korea? Thailand? 

They can deport me but they can't repatriate all the money I have sent back home already.