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Q: What for you constitutes a 'Bad China Day'......or a 'good' one for that matter?
Sounds like the sort of question that will have been asked before, but it didn't come up in the search, so.........
For me it's things like facing the weekly 'big shop' in a busy supermarket when i've got a hangover, or going out onto the balcony for a ciggy to be confronted by the mother-in-law's knickers hanging on the line in front of me (they look like duvet covers), then discovering later that night that they're actually the wife's. As for a Good China Day, i'd have to say.........any day when I have lesson cancelations. But what of yourself?
try this for starters
On a Bad China Day have you ever.........?
Thought about shoulder charging the prick coming towards you that you just know will be invading you personal space?
lied in bed and counted the number of car horn blasts instead of counting sheep?
tried to invent a car horn blocker like they do with cell phones.?
stopped half way across the road and glared at the person blowing the horn?
Given up on horn blocker and wanted to stick the horn up the persons blowing it's lowest orifice?
tipped a bucket of water out of the 3rd floor window onto the Bastard pissing on your buildings wall?
after drinking heavy wondered how much Hugs will charge for a compatible liver?
please add yours
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