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Q: What is you special Talent or Super Power?
We all can do something that sets us apart from others.
for instance I can piss anybody off within 60 sec of meeting me.
Tell us your super power
7 years 38 weeks ago in Arts & Entertainment - China
I'll bet you you cannot piss me off. That is my superpower. Most Chinese people can piss me off though, they are my kryptonite.
ironman510:
Thats our natural gift in China. Never getting angry again.
I'll bet you you cannot piss me off. That is my superpower. Most Chinese people can piss me off though, they are my kryptonite.
ironman510:
Thats our natural gift in China. Never getting angry again.
I can do air guitar with a real guitar,Im RobRocks Air Guitar Player with a Real Guitar
I can teach English ....
... while in the same time I am not that good at art-of-Anglo, you know 'I can't write ...'
I think, that's the same as if Rob could play guitar well, but he couldn't hold the guitar. 
Is that what 'air' is?
Sorry, I forgot ...'Good morning, Everybody!'
RobRocks:
I have a real guitar with no strings,I got moves the poses the ROCK and the wig
I guess I'm much stronger than you. I can piss people off in 5 seconds. I can make people cry just with words.
RandomGuy:
It's so easy to make Chinese people cry or go apeshit (so long you don't care about everyone else around gathering), their skin is so thin, like little kids, and their ego is usually based on rather shaky facts.
I can ride a unicycle whilst juggling......and I'm white. No, really.
What job can I do?
philbravery:
there is always the fast food industry. But you will need higher education for that
iWolf:
China has already filled its quota of one graduate from the University of Hamburgerology. The clown stiffed me on the happy meal toy last time.
I have a secret alternate identity: The Forgiver.
Wherever injustice strikes, The Forgiver is there to enact judgement.
"You just robbed a bank and killed hostages. Why did you do this?"
"Well, because I'm crazy."
"Hmmm, a good reason.
... Very well, I forgive you. But don't do it again, or I may have to forgive you again. I mean it.
It's OK now, policemen. You can stand down. He says he is crazy. So I forgave him. All is well again."
I can drink more baijiu than most. No one has beaten me yet. I get mad respect from old Chinese dudes but it has probably shortened my life.
philbravery:
its all good. look on the bright side......you can now use your fingers and toes to count your brain cells
I can say 你好, and read and type more than 10 simple Chinese characters... Not being Chinese, this means I am an absolute genius!
Ok, seriously...
I can make people laugh. Very handy skill when people aren't feeling too good about themselves
I can also see a different perspective to most others, and apply logic. Again, very handy when someone is stuck in a rut, or sees no escape from a situation.
Shining_brow:
Not easy on forums... I'm better with situational humour and quick wit/puns.
Skeppo:
Avast ye Shinnig Brown, me scuppers filled me dinghy to the gunwhales with mirth tat ye be yon amusing swashbuckler. Tis laughter's flotsam in ye wake but she be naught fer ta reason ye be thunking
icnif77:
me 'who'? The 'spekko' or the 'durious cude' . The 'spekko' is too good for me. He'll soon come out with the bow, like Robin-from-the-Hood... I can't match that.
Well, I am labeled a visual mathematician... I hate math unless it involves a self-serving purpose or just finding out cool little patterns to make my life easier... like Chinese society.
It is like organized chaos... but if you find the patterns and exploit them... you are will elude tons of bad interactions and near death experiences.
And I can drink quite a lot of Baijiu, and the village people call me "the white god of white alcohol" of the village because of it. Hurray!
I can delete posts ...
philbravery:
haha But we all can combine our powers of the down vote .
icnif77:
It's (Jewish 
) tradition, admin always gets downs, never ups!
What does he need points for? His jackets are all free for difference of mines ....which are 'non-existent' 
Only a topic this vacuous would receive my nihilist response, so I applaud myself and this banal site and its viewership for the opportunity to reply.
I'm both right and left handed. It's wonderful when that works because I can switch back and forth. But it's not so great when the right side shows up when the left should. Or they try to show up together or both decide the other should be reacting.
