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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: What is your favourite quote?
So what are your favourites? Confucius, or anyone, funny, inspiring, deep or shallow.
Mine:
I may be drunk miss, but you are ugly, however, in the morning I shall be sober.
Sir Winston Churchill (allegedly to Lady Astor)
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
Thomas Jefferson
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W.C. Fields.
It is good for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations.
Sir Winston Churchill.
11 years 34 weeks ago in General - Other cities
King Harold at the battle of Hastings, to one of his archers.
"Watch it mate, you're gonna have someone's eye out with that."
Trying to think of a Chinese one but i'm stumped, though I was in a restaurant last week where I told the waiter I thought the chicken tasted rubbery. He smiled and said, "Awww, thangyoo vey mush, awwl arr chiggin tace rubbery!"
That's kind of a quote isn't it? Offensive maybe, but still a quote.
Hugh.G.Rection:
Chinese one:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. (Confucius)
Famous funny urban myth.
What the fu** was th..... (Mayor of Hiroshima)
"Wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which fills up faster."
- My father. (Waiting for the day I can pass it on to my kids.)
Nothing is impossible! - Adele Fendi
I love you! -Somebody
The moment when a man's head drops off is seldom or never, I am inclined to think, precisely the most agreeable of his life.
Nathaniel Hawthorne
The Scarlet Letter
What's right is what's left when you've done everything else wrong.
Robin Williams
Zen quotations:
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just
piss off and leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat
tyre.
The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.
No one is listening until you fart.
Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away AND you have their
shoes.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it
holds the universe together.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a
fruit salad.
"wumao fail!"
lokethebloke:
You are a prat. I bet you don't know what that means, you'll have to google it.
crimochina:
i know it is old antiquated english whish is what they teach in china
The Emporer is not as forgiving as I am.
- Darth Vader (Return of the Jedi)
"Some men see things as they are and ask why. I see things that never were and ask why not."
Robert F. Kennedy
Oi, what the hell you doing in my garden!?
Some woman 20 minutes ago.
"Accept or deny, there is a reason for everything."
FANTA...
Turkey, the only animal smarter than man.
- Homer Simpson
So much has happened and nothing has changed.
- Glenn Frey (You Belong to the City)
Ain't no man can avoid being born average. But ain't no man got to be common.
Satchel Paige
How we dressin' tonight? Sharp as possible!
Theonious Monk