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Q: What's the best way to get revenge against a Chinese man?

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12 years 18 weeks ago in  General  - China

 
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Based on what I've seen in Guangzhou, the best way is to get his family because they consider family the most important. Not that it's a good idea but if it really comes to that, then that's how it's done. 

chinsum:

I cannot believe you would actually encourage someone to go after another's family as an act of revenge. That's way beyond low

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louischuahm:

If you have been through what I've gone through then you wouldn't have second thoughts about doing it. I will not elaborate what happened but unfortunately it comes to mind if I had to do it. In any case, it's easy for you to comment but I accept that under normal circumstances one would not do such a thing. Then again it wasn't normal. 

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So you are saying it's ok to go after someone's innocent family because someone has wronged you in some manner.Then does that give the other party the right to go after innocent members of your family because of something you might have done to them. Sorry I feel in no way is it ever right to go after innocent bystanders regardless of what happened to you. Face the person who has wronged you and not innocent bystanders

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louischuahm:

Well, in this case, it isn't a simple case of being wronged. Let's just say being wronged is like getting beat up by whoever, of course this doesn't warrant what I would do. Like I said, I will not elaborate in an open forum. If you like to have the gory details PM me but do note that it's for your specific knowledge only.

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chinsum:

I don't want to get into your personal life, i just think it's irresponsible to suggest going after someone's innocent family as a response to revenge in a public forum.

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louischuahm:

You assume too much. That's all I can say because it appears that you lead a normal life. People come from all sorts of backgrounds in any given forum. Your assumptions holds little water since it is your belief is that no matter what one shouldn't resort to violence. I can agree with most people here if the matter is not life threatening or if it doesn't take away something closest to your heart. When that happens, you really don't care that much. So, please don't assume if you don't know what exactly happened because assumptions are the mothers of all f$&kups.

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chinsum:

I am not assuming anything. As i stated i am not interested in what has happened to you as my comment was directed at your statement. I just took offense to the idea of you suggesting taking out innocent members of family as a means of revenge.This has nothing to do with me assuming what has happened in your own life.

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louischuahm:

Well, you assumed that I was making the statement casually, you also assumed that the opposite party is innocent and you assumed in a broad sense that the whole world is one happy global family and no one should resort to violence. I can safely ASSUME that each and every one here will do the same if their families were threatened in one way or another, perhaps not you? So my friend, that's a lot of assumptions you made here. 

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Wait until Chinese New Year comes; find an expert Photoshop artist to manipulate photographs of him that depict homosexual acts; pass those images around his home. He will probably kill himself.

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Move on

you become more of a victim if you try to get even

violence very rarely solves anything and you become as bad as the person you want to get even with.

forget about it an get on with your life ( yes I know I sound like a hippacrit but I am older now)

stay safe

Stiggs:

I agree, do you really want to get involved in a tit for tat revenge war with some irrational, twisted psycho and everyone in his village, and have that become a major part of your life?

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icnif77:

Up vote for '30 days visa'fans.

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Hulk:

Welcome back, phil. We missed you.

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Tell him that you will see more action on your 30 day visa than he can expect to see in his entire life! wink

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Loudly and liberally laugh at his words and deeds, in mixed company.

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The Godfather, 1969: Don Corleone nodded. "Revenge is a dish that tastes best when it is cold," he said.....'news' from Sicilysurprise

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Have sex with beautiful women he could never...revenge is a life well lived.

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Violence isn't the answer, unless they hurt your family... then it's always the answer.

 

Failing that, move on. The best revenge is living well.

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Ask him how many foreign countries he has visited and remind him that he will probably never leave China.

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As they say "When in Rome, do as the Romans do".

 

Why not just build a freakin' big wall around yourself to keep them out? wink

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I cant imagine what someone did to you was so wrong you would need revenge. If he did some dispicable deed than you should have maned up and destroyed his face when it happened. If it wasnt bad enough to do that then words are enough. When people say shit to me i have practised perfect retorts in chinese. Something along the lines of " look at the poor little peasant! Do you need money? Your country has given me sooooo much money. I think i will use it to buy your wife and mother to be my own personal blowjob tool. How much would you want for that?

Then they go insane, and they are now faaaar more angry than you ever where. Now your not angry, you are laughing. And the world is right again.

sorrel:

 

there is nothing like saying something that leaves people struggling with how to respond.

we all know on this board that even helpful words/suggestions are totally misunderstood.

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Hulk:

lmfaooooooooooooooo

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expatlife26:

Hahahha thats great dude.

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Robk:

Haha, time for a Chinese lesson... 

 

kan kan, shi yi ge xiao nong fu! - Look, it's a little peasant

 

ni mei you qian ma? Ni de guo jia gei le wo fei chang duo qian le! Tai  zao gao le!

 

Do you not have any money? Your country gave me lots of money! What a pity! 

 

Wo jue de wo yao hua qian mai ni mama, mei mei he ni de nai nai zuo wo de  chui xiao qi. ni xiang duo shao qian? 

 

I think I will pay for you mother, sister and grandmother to be my blow job tool. How much do you want? 

 

That's my Chinese lesson for today, I had to look up "blow job" though lol. 

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mike695ca:

Haha blow job is most commonly called kou jiao 口交

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Just seduce his wife/gf...simple.

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Just hand him one of your real sized condoms

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I reckon if an individual becomes obsessed with revenge, alarm bells should start ringing and mental health professionals should get involved.

 

It's not good to want revenge. It's a danger to yourself, your family and society as a whole.

 

Take a chill pill, relax, and think about what's important in your life. If you decide revenge is the sole reason for your being then you need to seek help.  

 

Otherwise you could find yourself as the main feature on the evening news. And nobody will be on your side.  Absolutely nobody.

 

 

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No screw this, I want details! 

 

Want some that I know would hurt? 

 

Invite him to the spa and then point at his Weiner and ask him why it is so small and if it satisfies his wife. This one will embarrass him but if you really want revenge:

 

Invite him out for some drinks and get him really hammered and call him a light weight and then take him home. While he is passed out drunk, seduce his wife, take a photo. Then when you leave the city/country... send the pictures to him. 

 

Find out if he has a xiao san, if he does... get photos or details and send them to his wife/family. 

 

Hire thugs to beat him up. This is actually quite cheap and easy to do in China. 

 

Scratch "SB" (stands for sha bi or stupid cunt) on his car or the door to his apartment. 

 

Obviously, it depends on what kind of revenge which is why we need details... 

 

Have fun! Honestly, best to let most things go unless this guy REALLY deserves it. 

 

 

 

 

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Bribe his hairdresser to give him a bad haircut.frown

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