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Q: Whats the best way to offer a one night stand to a chinese girl?

Just curious in the west it is all done with night club culture and drunkenness also friends with benefits is common however Chinese generally seem quite shy about this. Yet I'm sure they are just like others and wouldn't mind a hard bang with somone just because they are attractive. However whats the best way to say ask a girl about this if she is your friend?

7 years 40 weeks ago in  Relationships - Guangzhou

 
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Offer her an I-pad!cheeky

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Offer her an I-pad!cheeky

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Um, use the virile manly man skills you were bragging about in the other thread?

Between this and your large vocabulary for black people, you're sure shaping up to be some kind of new poster. Between you, Juliu and continuing Mattaya issues, I predict another one of our now bi-mothly traditional blow-outs is a brewin.

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Oh I'm absolutely positive the direct approach would work for you, oh smooth one. 

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By walking away. I'm sure she will thank you afterward that you did.

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China has clubs and drunkeness, so try going out and getting drunk and asking every woman you meet. This works for me and now they are all my friends with benefits, because they like how much more fun I can when I'm drunk.. thats the secret. Everybody loves a drunk.

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With your elegance and romantic way of forming sentences, you'll probably need to pay up...

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have done severals time, kiss her infront of ppl. 

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Just walk up to her and say "Wo Xiang gen ni iqi f*ck". Use your fingers to show her what you mean. Chinese girls really appreciate the direct rout.  Yup, that they do...

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It is very simple.  To break their shell and have them admit to their burning desire for you; all you have to do is :

Lean in really close to her and whisper very sweet and softly into her ear, "Smile if you want to f*ck"

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Just read this question out loud to my wife.

Her response was, tell her "I love you!"

..........Wait a minute!!! Honey................can we talk?

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My girlfriend says, "if you want to find a hooker, just pay money, but if you are a bad man, do not bother good girls"cheeky.

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Find an open girl and do your own thing.

Yes, Chinese girls are generally shy about it so why try and change those ones.

It would be ignorant to say girls who 'want it' don't exist. Open your eyes more, and learn to understand Chinese girls better.

This lifestyle does exist amongst boys and girls, the problems arise when the boy tries to get it on with a girl who has feelings for him, and thus resulting in the label that boys just want to have s*x.

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Money ,money money

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If you have to ask this question then you don't stand a chance.

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My friend says (Yao guo lai wo jia shui jiao ma) Do you want to sleep at my house? If the girl is interested, it will work regardless of how crap your Chinese is.

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Your an idiot, I hope both the women you meet and yourself have STD preventions if you don't already have one

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You're a virgin, aren't you? God the guys who come here are hopeless. To the guys here who aren't limpdicked dorks and actually got chicks back home, have you ever heard a guy say something like "Offer a one night stand"?

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In the west it is common to get drunk and drugged. I wouldn't recommend doing that if that is what you do. You could get sent to jail if they catch you. If you don't know by now TS you may never know! Even if someone recommends one way of doing it, it may work for them but not you. Just have confidence!

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go for a date.. night... later invite here to your home... if she comes... rest is assured...

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Just whip your unit out and slap her in the face with it. That's sure to get a response.

 

Seriously, the crude direct approach works more often than not, saving you time and beer-money.

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Wait for  them to ask you... 

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The answer to the OP's question is this:

 

Approach the girl, and tell her, "Hi. I'm foreign scum, and I'm horny. I'd like to lower your already low self-esteem, possibly impregnate you, and maybe even give you an STI. In return for letting me treat your body like trash a night, I'll buy you some alcohol. How about it?"

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tie a string to iPad and put iPad on sidewalk when pretty girl come, when she goes to pick up iPad pull string and iPad to you, when she gets to you, hold up iPad and say '' follow me home'', works good, do not pull string quickly as you tire girl out trying to chase iPad.

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here are some numbers one is Candy and the other is Anna. they are dieing for some action they even posted their numbers. 

13564826079

13501718580

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