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Q: What's the first thing that you think about when you wake up?
Any thoughts?
Hopeing youve been run over
mattaya:
I'm not sure what "hopeing" is...let me look it up..strange! I guess people like to make up their own words nowadays.
HugAPanda:
Michael Thomas, you are the last person who should be correcting anyone's spelling or grammar. There is so much "red ink" in your answers, at best you'd get a D.
Gotta go to the bathroom...
HugAPanda:
You stole my answer! (Actually it's "Dammit, I gotta get out of my warm bed to go pee.")
1) Morning smoke
2) We all go into death alone.
3) Pancakes
Where am I? Who is this girl beside me? Oh wait it's coming to me....slowly...
Just 10 more minutes...
or
Oh god I need to p*ss and it's freezing cold outside these blankets ! ! !
Damn this windows that don't seal. Damn those roosters. Damn this bed is so hard, and it's cold in here. I should get up.
I spring outta bed, wide-eyed and bushy-tailed and think "OH JOY! Another day at the fun factory!!" 
Actually, I think that a hearty western styled breakfast would be nice...for about the 2,000th time.
I think that if I get up to pee, I'm going to freeze....but if I pee where I am, I'd be even warmer for a little while.
My rational side wins out with the thought that being wet when I do finally get up would make it even colder.
well the first thing I think about wants the second thing I think about to go pee while making it difficult to do the second thing I think about
