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Q: What's a funny joke about China?
How about this:
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about it." He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.
On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.
The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?"
"How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway."
A Chinese and an American are discussing the game of golf one day. The Chinese insists that there is only one way to play it, at the golf course and by the original British rules. The American claims it can be play at different places, under different rules.
The Chinese says, the game of golf has an objective, to hit the ball with a stick and dropped it in a hole with the least number of strokes, a hole in one is a life dream of every golfer.
To that, the American replies, yes, at the golf course I play like that. But at home, what is the fun of hitting your balls with a sitck to get them into a hole ?. I place my stick in the hole, leave the balls out, and if I last one stroke, I am not good at all !.
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Great Wall?
A: It didn't. Someone ate its feet.
Prostate Exam...Chinese Style..
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in China where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said the man.
"No, but I have" replied the nurse.
This site is great. It has memes about China, and you can submit your own.
A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed, climbed into bed, and went at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with the hooker and commenced a repeat performance.
The hooker was impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with the hooker and started again!
The hooker was amazed at this sequence. During the fifth encounter, she decided to try it herself. When they were done she jumped up, went to the window and took a deep breath of fresh air, dove under the bed to find 4 other Chinese men.
