going into a restaurant without bringing my money.............Check came and i just froze until i made a phone call and and my girlfriend came in and paid the bill......was embarrassing cause i was a regular ................felt good later after my GF explained the situation and after that i went there again i got my meal for free from the boss with a note of understanding..............was embarrassing but cool though

I had a need for a toilet.. rushed in to Mc Donald sat down... when i opened the door al long que of girls waiting for a toilet.. i didnt read

whenever i am bursting without a WC nearby.

  I shit my pants one day at work. What can I say? Asian jelly-belly, mixed with cheap Chinese brandy, mixed with a risky fart and a follow through. Like they say, as you start to get older you learn two things: never waste a hard-on and never trust a fart. The Gods were smiling on me though (in a weird way) because I had forgotten something and now had a very good reason to go home. I mean, besides the fact that i'd shit my pants that is. So I hot-stepped it to the lifts (30 floors up at the time); one of the kids had pressed every button in the lift I guess as it took forever to reach 30, by which time I was.....steaming. The doors opened and waiting inside was a very pretty young girl for me to travel down with. The Gods, it seems, have a sense of humour.

I used to make the rounds in Beijing on a Saturday morning. I would go to Guo Mao, then the Friendship Store, then to the local supermarket to buy my weekly groceries. I was a pattern for so long that I got to know the staff who worked in the various venues.

One Saturday, I was met with more smiles than normal. Everywhere, smiles, polite nods, and more smiles. New haircut? No. New clothes? No. New sun-shiny disposition on my part? No.

It was only when I rounded the corner to my apartment when I felt the breeze...down yonder. I managed two hours of shopping with my fly completely down. I was, however, wearing my boxers. My silk 'Simpsons' boxers...with a quick release sans doors...hence the breeze.

Doesn't come close to shitting one's pants, though.

Went to the consulate in Guangzhou this morning. Had food poisoning since last night... unfortunately, a little diarrhea dripped out of my hulkcrack, and I crapped about 17 times in a row. I also projectile vomited several times.

A nice, very tall American (about the same height as me, or a little less, but way stronger) who worked in Taiwan helped me to find the bathroom. Actually, come to think of it, I must be pretty shameless... I wasn't embarrassed, and laughed about it.

At least I got my paperwork done...

Good Question! I always like these story telling questions! The most embarrassing for me I would have to say was when I noticed there was a hole in between my pants that I had purchased no longer than a week. I was riding up the escalator and I actually didn't discover it someone else did and after I saw it I had to immediately buy another pair of pants that same day and had to trash the jean pants I had just bought. 

Don't go to the silk markets that's what happens when you replace quality for cheapness.