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Q: What's the most stupidest thing you have done in China?
What have you done that makes you not sleep at night when you think about it?
I presume coming to China and getting married with a Chinese
DaBen:
So is it the idea of being married that keeps you up at night, or is she just a loud snorer?
Sangoku:
The night and in bed would be the only time, I can find some quietness to think about what I can do about it, where I would like to be and to dream about winning the Euro millions to go anywhere far from here....
wenna7:
U still have chance to change it... Divorce her and go where else u want to go... No one really force u to do anything...
A couple of years ago I went out with about 8 other Chinese teachers for dinner. We were drinking beers and Shaoxing wine, as yo do! I can't remember much, but on the way home I stopped for a piss down a side alley. Next thing I knew I fell over and couldn't get up. Some how I made it back home. The next day revealed bark off my head which caused a bit of a stir amonst the teachers. I haven't drunk anything but beer since.
I think many foreigners here had done some stupid things more or less in China....If they can sleep well at night, that's because most of them got a thick face....hhehe
some of them blame China make them changed ..blah blah...this is stupid imho... 
crimochina:
ahh you are narrow minded and you comments about stupid should be directed at the person in the mirror (i did this without being my normal rude and offensive self hoooray for me)
Localla:
i dont understand what you are saying ???? Crimochina im simply stating a TRUTH.....if it's exclude you, youcan stay out...if you are one of them, i dont nothing to day more...it's TRUTH.... truth hurts.......dont be a sensitive pussy!
What happens in China stays in China. I have done many stupid things I can't repeat, but nothing that keeps me awake at night. 
But what is up with that rice flavored moonshine they call wine? Some of it is 60%+ alcohol and they chug it! Needless to say after a few nights of Gumbai's with that swill, I have learned my lesson!
gave a massage girl 700rmb i will not reveal the details but at that time it was worth it
Got into a bar fight with a bunch of racist Chinese men at my favorite hangout. Wrecked the place and haven't been back since.
To ask where the toilet is and find out there a pit with a hole and wished i used that nice hotel toilet.
To say im a ok drinker and having to cheers the whole room lots of times to my face went red like a allergy and they asked me to stop drinking- but i was representing uk binge drinking culture lol(not as bad as china as i found out-drink into they puke)
crimochina:
thye asked you to stop drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be thankful you werent in hohhot they would have kept asking you to drink until you passed out and died
I opened the front door knowing whoever was banging and yelling on the other side would be a stranger who spoke no English. It turned out to be a couple of crooked cops soliciting bribes. They claimed they were collecting "back due trash removal fees" on behalf of apartment maintenance. The building wasn't authorized to admit foreigners so I was living there off the record. They could have got me evicted so I had to pay it. I should have just sat there and waited for them to leave.
beaufortninja:
could have killed them, chopped up the bodies and stuffed them down the drain.
Got in a bar fight. Some drunk jerk was picking on an old man and during his assholery pretend fell on him. I stood up, grabbed the guy and wrestle him to the ground and gave him a couple shots in the face before I was pulled off. He got thrown out.
It was a dumb thing to do, something like that can go wrong and next thing you know you're deported or worse.
Trying to show off that I can drink with the locals.
left my motorbike unlocked, I am still looking for it
Had a few drinks with my nephew in Guanghou one night and proceeded to take turns sliding face first down the metal slide in between two escalators down into the subway, reckon 3-4 stories down! man that was great fun, brought back my teen years...was 38 at the time!
got into a physical fight with one guy. then 3 of 'em ganged-up on me. they put me in an elevator and gave me a pretty good trimming...
kinda funny looking back on it. 
they took me outside the bldg afterwards and there was a big steep flight of concrete steps. they let me go. I was way surprised ! I thought for sure they were gonna chuck me down those stairs,,, that woulda hurt !!
Turned my back to a rich woman who loved me. I still regret :(
I bought an ipad 2 for 3700 Yuan, and then paid an extra 1200 Yuan just for a flimsy case, some headphones and a screen protector. I was raped, and I am still angry about it.
The ipad 2 isn't bad though.
