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Q: What's the most unevenly matched fight you've even seen/been part of?
We've often heard stories about how a Chinese person would call in their family for reinforcements during a fight. The news tell us of one family that descended upon a hospital smashing things that totaled 100 family members.
But I'm talking about personal experience. So let it fly: What's the most unevenly matched fight you've even seen/been part of?
10 years 19 weeks ago in General - Other cities
I saw three guys get out of a taxi. One of the guys was so drunk he could barely stand. Then, out of the blue, the two guys started pounding him. Total curb-stomp. The two guys then jumped on a bus and left the guy in a heap. Over in a flash. Then the police came and took the beaten man away.
Saw a short guy insulting a waitress/have an argument about the bill. She was a rather stout woman, she started throwing chairs and up-opened ola cans after the guy chasing him onto the street and a bit down the street.
Ten young guys beating the crap out of one guy outside a bar. He was messed up, blood everywhere, thought he was gonna die. I barged through and helped him into a taxi.
I'm a girl.
Fothermuckers.
In 9 years here i've literally never seen one fight. Nearly been in a few and i'd have been outmatched most every time, but the Gods are watching out for old mArtiAn.
Does online count? I say a video this year on CS where a middle-aged idiot punches a 20-something kid on the subway. The kid turns around beats the ever-living crap out of him, guy must have eaten at least 20 punches, a lot of them some pretty good shots too. In person, well I've seen a ABC girl fight with street vendors in Sanlitun and it turned into a riot with one dude smashing his way through the melee with a chair.
Paulberger:
i saw that video. after the old man punched the kid, the kid calmly stood up, handed his phone to his girl friend, turned to the man, and unleashed hell!
Hulk vs. kindergarten kids. They really kicked the shit out of me. Overpowered, to be honest. What are they feeding them?
mArtiAn:
Yeh, i've taken a couple of shots in the balls teaching these little bas***ds. Now I never go into class without protection. A hollowed out half a watermelon tucked down my pants and a crowbar to rap them in the head with if they get too close.
There was this really rude Ossie guy in Xinjiang who kept coming onto me online, so I took a plane to Urumqui, went to his house, barged past his wife, took off my size xxxxx-bra and beat him with until he had strap marks on his face.
And then I quietly returned to Beijing.
In a train station in some small Ganxu town... One guy was sitting, waiting for his train. He didn't pay much attention to what was going on around him. About 10 guys surround him, blocking his arms. The group push him outside of the train station, visibly very angry at him, did not talk much. When a policeman patrolling around came close, they force him to sit. The policeman gone, they kept pushing outside. They were all countryside workers tanned by the sun, with old, dirty clothes. The guy who was pushed outside didn't look very proud.
in a bar in jinan one night and a chinese young tattoo ridden asshole comes in drunk and mad about all the foreigners in the bar and really spiteful about the black african foreigners, he fired 3 shots into the ceiling trying to scare everybody out of the bar and someone on the other side of the bar throws a knife about 15 meters and hits the guy in the neck and instant death, the police spent 3 hours questioning everybody trying to find the knife thrower while the dead body and the knife just laid there on the ground. the good news was the drinks were on the house till the cops stopped the party. great evening though no fingerprints, no cameras and did not make the news, imagine that..
Red_Fox:
That'd be the baseline of a great new movie script: Jackie Chan meets Sergio Leone in a Western with Chinese characteristics called "The Good, The Bad and The Laowai"
You write the script. I'll buy the movie rights. 
Hahaha... China is the land of unevenly matched fights... for example:
American vs. 3 Chinese men and one woman that burst into his apartment and try to beat him up but they fail and the three men end up going to the hospital. American accused of being a professional boxer (translation: police couldn't figure how a 140 pound lao wai could kick the shit out of three Chinese males)
Canadian Businessman vs. 9 cops and knocks out five while fighting with four is broken up by Chinese colleagues and cops are paid off.
2 Americans & 1 Canadian vs. ENTIRE XI'AN Bar full of Chinese males - Chines girl said she was single, Chinese guys in the bar begged to differ but Canadian guy still danced with her... then about 30-40+ guys jumped the three foreigners... damage everywhere but foreigners went back to hostel afterward with some cuts (Chinese like to use beer bottles even when it is 10 to 1)
Always expect the guy you argue with is going to call up 10 buddies and talk to 10 people around that are just itching to beat up a foreigner.
I should add doesn't really if it a foreigner, they jump other Chines with 10+ guys as well. I got stories for days... buy me a drink and I will tell you all of them!
Four guys with 2x4s against one. I stopped them cuz they were ruining my groove. I just picked one up and moved him away and they stopped and went away, but they probably caught their target later. Actually, we were all so close I thought one of them might accidentally hit me with a 2x4 on the back swing and I won't risk that.
I saw two boys argue loudly outside the hospital. Suddenly, one of them transformed into three. That's when the swinging started. No heroics or Good Samaritanly acts by me because they had plenty of room to swing. I just watched the slap fight.
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