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Q: What's a stupid question about China?
Thought's? Idea's?
Where is China?
Sangoku:
It's not a stupid question...... Try to ask a Chinese where India or Haiti is, and have fun to listen to Chinese answers.
How can i get a chinese girlfriend?
kchur:
Oh see I can go way stupider than that. For example: How does a fella "score" in the "sack" with a Chinese broad?? I maybe be fifty seven years old but YOU BELIEVE ME MISTER I CAN STILL PLEASE A LADY!!
-To a vendor: Is this real or a fake?
-When dealing with the bureaucratic mess: Are you freaking kidding me?
-To your boss: Can I have a raise?
-To you landlord: When will you come by and fix this?
-To the 5000 years of culture: Where did you go?
PrettyNyssa:
My husband and I are lucky to have a reliable landlady :-) She is the best out of the three we've had before. So yea, I know what u mean by that.
Do all your products say "Made here" instead of "Made in China"?
How do you know that blue to you is the same as blue to a Chinese person? Like if you and a Chinese person are both looking at something blue, maybe you actually see two different colours, but since you both always see them that way, you both agree that they are the same colour: blue.
Think about it man.
bennyfulltrack:
I'm color blind. You see brown, I see green. We will argue and you will say I'm color blind, obviously I am, but I still see green.
Think about that man.
tmestep8:
I quiz my kids on colors all the time, and they call things wrong colors all the time. They rarely call brown things brown, they usually call them yellow, sometimes orange.
Stupid questions asked to me about China?
Is it safe to live there?
Does it ever get cold in China?
Where is Shanghai located? 
Beijing? Where/what is that?
bike-gypsy:
the cold question ive gotten many times... always found it weird. if i say, " yes, my hometown is cold in the winter" i always get "but have you ever spent winter in china?" like cold is also something they invented
Westerners I encounter in the West after seeing my photos of China:
"Hey! They wear regular clothes!"
Me: "Um, yes. What did you think they wore?"
Westerners:
"I thought they wore "Mao Suits"....
Me: "%@#%!"
do dogs in china bark in chinese?
bennyfulltrack:
CH: Do cat's "meow" same here? F: No,.... they sound like a tiger. CH: Wow... you have dangerous cats. F: Yeah.................
The ones I had to delete this morning.
You mice sure had fun. I need to learn how to sleep with one eye open.
crimochina:
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh i came back from class looking for more fun
kchur:
I'm sorry, cat with a tie, I guess that wasn't very CLASSY of me.
giadrosich:
Gee, and I missed the action! Could have used the laugh!
Any questions contents degrading words about China!
but I particularly dont like a question from a 50's guy asking for a Chinese gf.....asking for a China English teacher life....
"China's a communist country, right?"
mattaya:
Yes, and that is closely related to: What makes China a communist Country?
That was in fact from the originator of this thread in fact!
Where can I go to report/complain about this and that?
How about this one?
How reliable are the cop cars in China when chasing motorists that break the law?
or what about this beauty .....
Have you ever been mistaken for a famous person since you've been in China?
Or this other beauty.....
How long can you go in China without filling up your gas tank?
maybe we should all ignore questions like this, and if no one bothers to answer, maybe the originator will think harder before posting such crappy questions.
is you your blood black just like your skin?
you are not chinese,right?
Is there tax on that?
Do you take US dollars?
Do those hair salons with the blue/red lights cut hair?
My favorite stupid question is still:
"What is the best way to tell the foreigner "Please don't treat your Chinese GF as sex slave?"
But a close second would have to be: "What do Chinese parents tell their children who won't eat their vegetables?"
Ok I have to add another one to the wall of shame:
Have you noticed anything about lesbians here?
Does China have Gigolos?
Well I thought it was both dumb and gay because it was coming from a guy or was it?
TedDBayer:
Of course it's dumb and gay, you just thought about it,, what you say..
