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Q: Where can I pulish my new discoveries about time travelling in China?

I'm totally sane, just in case you may want to ask.

 

Early this morning, while I was sleeping, I figured out a way for time traveling. Now I'm trying to find relevant theories to support my hypothesis.

 

I want to publish this somewhere so that people can get inspired and carry on my research that can change a life.

 

So I'll start with ecc and you lucky folks.

 

Be very careful as what you are going to read is going to shatter your current view of the world.

 

Look, if time traveling is achieved, that means time will be bent and it's no longer linear.

 

So the assumption is if the result is different, that could be at one point in the future or the past that we have traveled back and fixed it.

 

An example will be: my ex boyfriend could also be my boyfriend at the same time because the future me have or will be fixing it as I cannot know because time is no longer linear.

 

And anyone could be my ex boyfriend in that theory.

 

Because that future me could get back and change anything.

 

So in theory, all of you are my (future) (ex) boyfriends as you are reading this.

 

I know it's very hard for you to accept this, I mean after all, it took people centuries to accept the earth is round and the earth is not the center of the universe. 

 

Let me put this the simple way, time traveling is in fact travel to another possibility that could change the future as a result. As time is no longer linear, some of the possibilities of the future and the past exist at the same time in a form of us in it with different results, people call it parallel universes. 

 

Since all those things are different possibilities, if you are good at calculating as changing one thing will cause the chain effect of another, you will in theory change the past and the future at the same time.

 

For an example, if your ex boyfriend and you are done, at this point, you and him are over (in this universe). However, you foresee in an other universe, you 2 actually got married. So in theory, if you are good at calculate, you could derive a series of actions that make him suddenly change his mind, but it's not you, it's you traveled into another universe and you took that possibility of your future.

 

So my dear reader, my dear boyfriend in the million possibilities, my past, my future, all I want is a chance to waste your time, baby, that's all i'm asking for.

 

 

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Well if I'm your parallel universe past future multiverse ex-boyfriend or whatever it is you just said I am, then I want my f***ing record collection back.

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Too intense for me. I'm still working on preparing instant noodles without burning them. 

 

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mArtiAn:

Yeh? Well guess what: within the myriad layers of the multiverse, you finished them 'without' burning them, and you did so an infinite number of times. And do you know what? Each and every time, they tasted kind of shit.

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Have you been drinking?

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Well if I'm your parallel universe past future multiverse ex-boyfriend or whatever it is you just said I am, then I want my f***ing record collection back.

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I didn't know, ur Polish?angel

 

I've never been to Poland, buTT....'speirdalay' written phonetically means something very bad .....

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Why not travel forward in Time an ask yourself no

Thats the power of love {Huey Lewis} theme song for Back to the future broken heart

oh and while your there pick e up a decent  Hover Board (todays ones are crap )

icnif77:

'Frankie Goes To Hollywood'

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same title different lyrics lol

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Your attempts to 'publish' will be rejected - you are not the first to come up with this 'theory'.

 

In fact, in some systems of belief (and living), they use that idea in more pragmatic ways.

 

And, lastly - while in some universes/times you two get back together - in an equal number of times he throws out out of a 10th floor window.

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so which universe is china a clean, respected, tolerant country where people are begging to get in the place. never mind, i will publish another fairy tale for kids to read instead of waiting.

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Shit, I never thought it would come to this. A showdown between this site and that wheelchair professor. 

 

Anyway. Could you drop by me in 2027 and update me on the progress of your travels. 

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did you think about the paradoxes ?

imagine yourself going back in time just 1 minute and shoot yourself death. will you in your future kill your past yourself ? will that be possible if you are already death ? or will that your copy just kill another copy of yourself and you may recopy yourself again as you wish ?

Uniqlo:

That's a good point. I was expecting some challenging questions like this.

 

My theory however, haven't cover such complicated situations, as it doesn't not really involve any physical traveling in the present. All you need to do is to let other versions of you to do all the hard work and only to enjoy the results.

 

You may need to deal with your situation by the traditional method, which is to find a wormhole and physically do the time traveling. My theory can apply to here is you assume someone in the future has already established a wormhole to connect with their past so you can just use that wormhole.

 

But be aware that you are not really suppose to travel to an age where there is another you because that will cause space confusion and the gravity it causes will be enough to destroy both of the universe.

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Uniqlo:

Also you need to note that in a 5 dimensional world, time is no longer linear, the concept of past and future is a concept that only exists in our brain as we see the 4d world. so i understand your confusion of if you killed yourself in the past then do you still exist in the future. But just think without the timeline so you will not be confused (or more confused).

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seems to me that the one confused is you, not me :-) the universe is only 2 dimensional, space and time, and there are multiple universes, where some have completely different set of rules and physic laws as we know may not apply there. between  this universes are possible shortcuts, trough so called wormholes and so on. some universes are parallel, but at different point in time line and when they collide with each other ( like the galaxy as example ) angry

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 damn, seems like you are right!

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You remind me of a hobo I saw in Tianjin. He was writing on the floor he was from the future and had been sent back ny accident.

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I never saw time travel as a way for girls to get around.

icnif77:

Wasn't it something similar, when people were ridding brooms LTA?

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