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Q: Which accents/nationalities do the Chinese think of as sexy?
I met a gorgeous Chinese chick the other day. Got to talking and she told me she was a nymphomaniac but she only got turned on by Jewish cowboys. "Well how about that?" I said, "Mighty pleased t'meetcha maam, Bucky Goldstein's the name!"
Steven Wright joke there - seemed a fitting introduction to the subject. So.....back in Europe and in much of the west, the French and the Italians are considered extremely sexy, the French in particular for their accent. On the other hand the Germans and the British are not. Humph. So how do the Chinese view other nations in terms of sexuality? Do they think the Vietnamese are outrageously sexy and people from Singapore are a bunch of squares? It surely can't 'only' be about I-Phones and that, though I do remember a humorous saying in Liuzhou about itself, Guilin and Nanning, each being cities in Guangxi, but all having very different economic levels, which went: 'To get a girl in Nanning you need a flat. To get a girl in Guilin you need a car. And to get a girl in Liuzhou you need a bank account.'
So....who gets the Chinese heart a'racing?
What? A lot of girls in America love the British accent...well, not all of them, obviously, but the most common one. Would One Direction be so popular if they didn't? Actually there are a lot of nice accents, it's easier to name ones that aren't attractive. You're right, though, I don't know if German is on the list, we don't hear that accent very much.
I'm also wondering if the Chinese think any accent is attractive? I would think they rarely hear accents in Chinese, since they don't hear many foreigners speak Chinese.
MissA:
It's entertaining to hear people say they like a 'British' accent.
I always want to ask, really? What part? You're turned on by Scouse or Aberdonian?! There's like 20 distinct accents from the UK - some of which are wonderful, some of which hurt the ears.
Traveler:
Miss A: Interesting, but little known fact. Captain Cook was actually a Geordie. His first words when he discovered Australia were: "This place is fooking shyte." It could explain the reason he tended to get in fights wherever he went, eventually leading to his death.
MissA:
Traveler: he was a Geordie pretending to be from Belfast!?
One Direction are a boy band put together by Simon Cowell, and as such are a symbol of all that's wrong with the UK. Indeed, everything that's wrong with the known universe....
MissA:
Oh, and his second words were "do you have a flag? No flag, no country!!"
The girls pad their bras thinking thats a turn on because they love a thickly padded wallet. Whoever has the thickest wallet is the sexiest. I've said it before, put everything you have in your wallet, extra tissues, paper, cell phone batteries, anything you can think of to pad that puppy. The more the better, it's not the bulge in front they watch for, it's the bulge in your rear.
mArtiAn:
A-HAAA, this is where i'm super smart though, because not only do I use a duffle-bag filled with socks as a wallet, but I also keep it down the front of my trousers! Double whammy!
Come on Guys
The tequila accent has to be the one
you can sound cool even if you are spitting all over the girl when you give them your best line
Gidday
So how you doing ? 
brisguy:
Then you find out you where just talking to the mop in the toilet. 
Probably British accent,but to me,I must say,my husband's Australian accent is damn sexy LOL
