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Usually is: 'He who smelled it (first), expelled it!'

           'He who Smelt it, Dealt it'

I smell of liquidus amberis alcholis...... beer monster .

Nah, only joking. Even the local bar is closed tonight.

Goodness me. CNY is boring.

'He who denied it, supplied it.'

He who asked, basked.

…in the sun

…like an animal?

Being an IT genius, I think I can deduce that it must be yourself. I base this on the fact that most computers only provide auditory and visual inputs/outputs and the old olfactory senses have been neglected. 

He who did the rhyme did the crime.