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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: Why are the toilets still made underneath the ground?
I almost fell inside! Do you like to squat? Oh yeah!
underneath the ground??? please stop trying
EJ23:
It's leveling guy! If your standing on the floor and the toilet is beneath the ground or on the ground yeah it's on the ground floor or underneath it.
crimochina:
if you were a native english speaker you would "underneath the ground stand"
If I give you a going away present, will you do your part?
Underneath the ground. Wow, no wonder you almost fell in. Your head is so far up your ass you've lost all sense of direction. Good luck with that underground toilet.
yanno, the toilets that are "underneath the ground," those are the ones you are supposed to use head first.
Official Underneath the Ground Potty Instructions:
The UGP is meant to be used in two cycles. The first is called the Face Wash. You will want to do this BEFORE using it for the second cycle.
Stand facing towards the UGP, toes touching the edge.
Bend over at your waist until the top of your head is below the rim of the UGP.
*** IMPORTANT: Make sure your buttocks are up in the air, pointing east. If they are not pointing east, carefully side step around the UGP until your buttocks are in the correct position.
Flush once, to test your position. If only the top of your head gets wet, you need to bend forward just a little more.
Once you are in the correct position, you are ready to complete cycle I. Flush again, making any adjustments for optimum swirly effect.
Flush a third time just to be sure your face is rinsed properly.
**** It IS OK to flush a fourth and fifth time. The more you flush, the happier you will be with your results.
You have now completed the swirl cycle and proceed to the second cycle.
Turn the page for further instructions.
HugAPanda:
Don't be hatin just cuz my package is bigger than yours!!
Oh yeah. uinderground toilets are terrible! First you gotta find the stall, then you gotta dig the hole (careful not to break the pipes!). Squat, do your stuff, flush and then re-bury the darn thing!
If you forget to flush, you need to un-bury the toilet, flush and then REbury it again. Class monitors are very strict about this!!!!!!
You do know that ground can also mean ground floor? As in first floor second floor etc., It doesn't have to be below the dirt floor like some of you responded. I do find many toilets on the floor and it's not above the ground I am walking on so its underneath.
Where do you guys come from anyways? Some 3rd world that doesn't know the differences in the word ground.
GuilinRaf:
If you read CAREFULLY you will note that she says "UNDERNEATH" the ground. Not "below ground level". My God! The trolls are breeding! I feel like the Colonial Marines in "Aliens"!
fish79:
Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.