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Q: Why Did The Foreigner Cross The Road?

One of the most dangerous things we do every day is crossing the road.
For me coming from a country that drives on the Correct side of the road (left hand side)
For the first couple of day I find I take that little extra care to look to the left first and to try and get my timing right.

Crossing with the herd is a good idea but is no guarantee of not being cleaned up by something. You know  Like those nature programs that show wildebeest crossing a crocodile infested river
And have you tried crossing with your partner while they have an open umbrella?
Ffs it's hard enough without that thing blocking your veiw of the truck bearing down on you ...don't worry you won't know what hit you ....but you can have a good guess.

Oh and just as you arrive  at  the other side and think your safe...some asshole riding their Ebike on the " footpath "  tries to turn you into a handle bar ornament .
However it has it's positives to.
All conversation stops when crossing so if you don't want to talk to someone..cross the road at every opportunity and if something did happen to them during tje crossing remember it's natural selection...and plausible deniability.
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Sorry man, my uncoordinated finger hit the red thumb by mistake.

Lol a newbie we had got stuck on a traffic island for about 40 minutes and had to be rescued.. she got half way across the road then was too scared to move.

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Sorry man, my uncoordinated finger hit the red thumb by mistake.

Lol a newbie we had got stuck on a traffic island for about 40 minutes and had to be rescued.. she got half way across the road then was too scared to move.

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Why did the foreign devil cross the road?

A) To avoid talking to anyone
B) To avoid being injured by a car or ebike on the sidewalk.

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well,,,  just hope all newbies in China wake up real quick to the idea of there are not really any 'road rules',,,  so, like the little Safety Films we watched in Elementary School said when u were a kid,,,  'look both ways before u cross the street'.  dat sh*t be true here,, haha,, and don't be too surprised when u see a car driving down the sidewalk,,,  cuz long enuf here u will see it a lot...

 

 

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To avoid the xiangbalao

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