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Q: Why do Chinese women find me soooooo attractive?
It's almost too much...
12 years 12 weeks ago in Relationships - China
Ladies, form an orderly queue. I know how much you English like queues...
yian:
If only the Chinese could queue! I might even make it home with all my clothes on.
"Are you happy to see me, or is that an iPad in your pocket?"
1= What the HECK are you drinking????
2=May I have some?
And then you wake up tomorrow and ask...what did I post last night?
And then say oh shit...did I say that?
Sometimes I wish I had a breathalizer attached to my laptop myself.
TedDBayer:
while they are telling you how handsome you are and touching you, they are also searching for your wallet, It's the wallet that makes us appealing, that wallet buldge is sexy.
Actually, this little tyke was entirely sober at the point of typing earlier. I was just reading some previous posts about how attractive 'western' types suddenly feel they are once arriving in China. Thought I'd make a parody.
PS
I look like a cross between Jhonny Depp and absolute awesomeness. How girls manage to keep their pants on is a mystery.
I bet you're really glad I am not a Chinese woman.... because I would be the one to disprove your theory; burst your bubble; refuse to drink the kool-aid.... ;)
Ok, I would guess that you are carrying an I-pad with you. It has been well documented on this very forum that any man with an I-pad exposes himself to being romatically assaulted by the local ladies. You ahve been warned!
mickeyg:
I think this is a valid question, Chinese view "looks" totally differently to foreign ideals , I have never considered myself goodlooking or handsome , my mother says "grow some hair on your face" (charming) In China , the people say how handsome I am , im 57 bald , big eyes , big nose , 175cms tall ! , all a mystery to me
