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Q: Why do I think that Chinese massages are torture rituals?

Every time  I get a massage here I go in hoping that this time will be less painful and that I'll actually feel better afterwards. But I never do. Instead, I lie on the table grinding my teeth together trying not to scream and afterwards I feel aches and pains shooting through my body for about a week.

13 years 5 weeks ago in  Health & Safety - China

 
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so there is no Happy Ending to your story?indecision

averageguy99:

He obviously needs to check out

Sex in China on a 30 day Visa ?

 

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Because they are.

I got one once, felt like I had paid for someone to beat the crap out of me for 30 minutes.

 

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"ah!! it hurts!!"

"it supposed to be painful!" 

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TedDBayer:

That's what I said last night.

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Get the oil massage. It is quite soothing, none of that "digging" into the flesh. And , when they use the towel to dry off the oil, ...... hmmmmmmmm...... nice.......

The others are just painful.

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Double post.
Sorry!!!!!

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GuilinRaf:

SOrry Ted, you are right!

 

OKAY, so, since I accidentally posted twice, why not take advantage of this fortuitous event and check out 

SEX IN CHINA ON A 30 DAY VISA!!!!!!!!!!!

Phil will be very grateful to you, and while he wont give you a jacket or a matchstick, he will have a nice happy feeling in his heart, which should make us all feel rightT

 

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Thanks Guys  

I couldn't have got this far without you and the others who regularly view it 

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GuilinRaf:

My pleasure! Kinda helps set off some of the negativity that sometimes creeps into this site!

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